bE ON yOUR gUARD - tHIS IS IN cODE

[sailorman]

wE hAVE %TH cOULMNISTS iN oUR mIDST.
oNE A mAD wOMAN fROM tHE lOCAL aSYLAM tHE oTHER a sAIL sKOOL oPPERATOR /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

tHEY hAVE cOME oVER tHE wALL fROM tHE lOUNGE & rEPORTED bACK /forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif

 

[Guest]

Welcome to the Twilight Zone? /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[Helina]

You could have told earlier that you speak - Lappish !

 

[Parsonsheath]

Bea verry karful, the wommin hes effaCTORED YURR spiilenk!

 

[sarabande]

Dear Sir (a pedant writes) or Madman,

There are only 400 native speakers of the Lapland language , properly known Inari Sami. We have one of them amongst us, and should therefore offer him grazing for his reindeer, and access to our womenfolk (or is it the other way round ?)

The spy known as "S" (whose he ?) is off for the evening, BTW, so you may all stand at ease and relax a couple of hours before she returns with the Hound of the Basket Thrills.

 

[Finny_the_dog]

Woof, woof, bark, bark, BARK, BARRRRKKKKKKKK, HO-OOOWWWLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*


(*she's on her way back - duck for cover - can I be on your side? It's been boring without children to play with)

 

[phatcat1]

Have I missed something??????????????????

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[oldharry]

Oh dear - sailing withdrawal symptoms have come to the forum early this year.....

 

[sailorman]

No going Saturday /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

 

[Richard10002]

I'll be sure to p*ss on your massage