BBC1 Tonight, Ellen, Postponed

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Re: aah bugger

i spotted that in the paper last night
had planned to warm up the set 'specially



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Re: aah bugger

av sold all them to pay for bridesmaids dresses.
true story

put ad in liverpool echo
tender wanted upto xft long call etc

phone call.
are we still after one? answer yes.

'okay call ye back i might 'av one'
2 hrs pass.
'errr av got a boat for yeh.'
'okaaaaay'
'meet me in the white 'orse pub on ***** road. ask for jimmy.'
riiight. does this noat come with a trailer?'
'errrrrrrrrrr i could do like yeh'

bye

check a-z white horse pub is 1/3 of mile from local yacht club.

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Another true story

A friend was standing outside his premises in Bootle. A man known vaguely to him came up and asked if he was interested in buying a really good quality Blaupunkt radio of a particular model. Friend said he might be. Man walked back down the road, threw a brick through the side window of a car, pulled the radio out and walked back to my friend, who declined the offer.

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Re: Another true story

Man came up to me in a pub in Weymouth "Hey wack, wanna buy a car radio ?" What sort I said "Fits a ****** Audi" he replied.

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Will now be broadcast on Thursday 17 April at 22:40 (Iraq etc willing)

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