Bathing Platform on a Liner

[byron]

This morning the Captain of the QE2 was a real Jerk. I was sitting on the bathing platform when he backed the vessel up to my computer room door and I opened it for him so he could get the ship out. He then manoeuvred the ship through the streets of Richmond and headed out for New York. I shouted up and they lowered a rescue harness which I put on. The Captain refused to allow me hoisted aboard and said to me "you can stay there, you should have known better, you're a Stowaway"

My Bum was ever so sore from sitting there, it was a good job I woke up and went for a WeeWee otherwise I'd be stuck there for five days.

 

[TrueBlue]

This morning the Captain of the QE2 was a real Jerk. I was sitting on the bathing platform when he backed the vessel up to my computer room door and I opened it for him so he could get the ship out. He then manoeuvred the ship through the streets of Richmond and headed out for New York. I shouted up and they lowered a rescue harness which I put on. The Captain refused to allow me hoisted aboard and said to me "you can stay there, you should have known better, you're a Stowaway"

My Bum was ever so sore from sitting there, it was a good job I woke up and went for a WeeWee otherwise I'd be stuck there for five days.

You don't live in Richmond (or do you have dreams of taking over the Start and Garter -not the pub-).
Your "location" above suggests you're a berk living in the UK.

(suppose it obligatory to put a smiley or comment like "LOL" to show I'm not trying to be rude)