Duncan - I've been on eBay looking for skateboards. Can I borrow a mechanic's trolley for the purposes of our photo bet? If so, will be rolling down with the 'proper' pipes or the electronic ones (will bring my own cat battery and inverter).
You are more than welcome to the loan of a creeping board
I am laughing hard at the picture:-
Mechanic's "creepies" have castors on them.
The thought of you hurtling past, pirouetting gently - or not so gently - while bouncing off the street furniture and attempting to play Amazing Grace has reduced me to helplessness.
FM mate. It's worth a bottle of malt.
I'll video it!