Automated her and him indoors

[ChrisE]

If you feel that you are missing your loved one whilst working or contributing to this board can I direct you to:

www.alicebot.org and ask to talk to Alice.

Ask her if you can go sailing.

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[BrendanS]

Hmm, sounds a lot like the real thing. Shame I didn't keep the whole conversation!


Human: You haven't said if I can go or not!
ALICE: I don't think I ever have said if you can go. What's it like?
Human: F7 northerly on Saturday.
ALICE: Are they exactly the same?
Human: You still haven't said if I can go?
ALICE: I don't think I ever have said if you can go. What's it like?
Human: I already told you F7!
ALICE: Ooops I sent you the wrong question. I think F7 is a lot of things.
>>Then I got a real result!!!!<<
Human: oh shut up for f***s sake!
ALICE: So? OK I'll stop talking now.
Human: Thank god!
ALICE: Voice deactivated.


<hr width=100% size=1>Me transmitte sursum, caledoni

 

[powerskipper]

<A target="_blank" HREF=http://powerskipper.mysite.freeserve.com/>http://powerskipper.mysite.freeserve.com/
Julie

 

[Moose]

Human: what am i going to say next?
ALICE: You are my client right now.
Human: wrong
ALICE: What would you have said?
Human: Moose
ALICE: I will make a note of that.
Human: Are you a Moose?
ALICE: Am I a Moose? No.

Not very clever eh?

<hr width=100% size=1><A target="_blank" HREF=http://www.phantom37.co.uk>http://www.phantom37.co.uk</A>
Moose

 

[boatmike]

Brilliant result. Which it worked on her indoors. Rabbit, Rabbit, Bunny bunny, Rabbit.......... All the way through Hitch Hikers Guide on R4 last night. Have to listen to the repeat on Thursday now.....

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[Beagle]

Just another small experiment

Human: Can I go fox hunting?
ALICE: What is stopping you?
Human: don't you think it is barbaric?
ALICE: Don't you? It could be.
Human: Don't you like those wee little foxes?
ALICE: Don't you? Though I like cats and dogs. I like Kraftwerk.
Human: should we ban the hunt?
ALICE: You must examine the facts and come to your own conclusion.
Human: you are not much of a help are you?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am much of a help. I am well respected as an AI.

And thus Alice lost a great deal of respect.......

<hr width=100% size=1>Never attempt to teach a pig to sing.
It is a waste of time and it annoys the pig.

 

[BrendanS]

Go to the radio4 section of BBC website. You can listen to repeat of just about any programme online (even works on dial up) whenever you want. Brilliant facility

Just checked - won't be available online until after Thursdays repeat

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