Auntie Scuttlebutt Please help

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here is a message I received from a friend, how can I help this person?

PS am very worried about myself today. I've booked this weekend as a boat weekend but I don't know whether I can be bothered going all that way to get wet through for a couple of days. Never felt like that before - any clues?


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did suggest something along those lines, involving the use of the words "boat" & "hotter"

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Check his general colour, pulse rate and vital signs etc., if all ok:-

Phone his missus and suggest that she prepares a list of particularly urgent jobs about the house.

If that don't change his mind:-

Get him down the doctors. QUICK.

Steve.

<hr width=100% size=1>Think I'll draw some little rabbits on my head, from a distance they might be mistaken for hairs.
 
Oh dear, it wasn't me but could easily could have been. Could just as easily sell the boat and give up altogether.

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Confidentiality

You Swine
Is nothing sacred? I open my heart to you, my innermost thoughts and fears and what do I get - a semi-supportive PM then WALLOP - its on the front page of the Sun. Now I know how they famous people must feel.


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Re: Confidentiality

Are you equating the Scuttlebutt Forum with the Sun?? surely not ... I cannot comprehend how or when Scuttlebutt would stoop to the same baseness as the Sun?? no no there must be some misunderstanding.. ???

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Re: Confidentiality

Hmm -perhaps you're correct -that was a little hasty of me and I apologise to the Scuttlebutt. However - I still feel that there has been a breach of confidentiality in that I sent a PM to someone whom I thought I could trust to find that I was obviously mistaken and now not only am I concerned that I don't feel like sorting out sleeping bags, food, driving up to the boat, having a couple of days there - one of which looks to be quite wet, to reverse the whole process on Sunday and come home - but I also have doubts about my own judgement. Its very damaging to have one's trust betrayed and, well, what more can I say....
Did I ever tell you about Wee Jamesie's problem with his willie?

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Re: Wee Jamsies problem

mm well interesting as it sounds I am quite content not to know anything further about his problem..

Re trusting Jamsie.. well judging by the sensationalist, scaremongering and down right dubious nature of many of his posts I wouldn't trust with any PM of mine.. but I really think that you shouldn't worry about your judgement .. I think it's quite charming that you are so trusting!

The other thing is that I can't find any confidentiality clause in the Terms & Conditions of this forum..maybe we should ask Mr Hollomby about this?

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Re: Wee Jamsies problem

Weel, ah think ets mair tae dae wi hailin fae East Kulbride - there's nae shame amang ony o' em. They'd shoot a fox there....need ah' say mair?

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Re: Wee Jamsies problem

is his wee problem a genetic thing ... local phenomenon to East Kulbride..... sounds a Very Dubious place to hale from..

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Re: Wee Jamsies problem

East Kulbride is actually gaelic for littleleakingwillieproblem - just as Aberdeen is gaelic for hypothermia

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Re: Wee Jamsies problem

It's a shame but apparently a <A target="_blank" HREF=http://www.ybw.com/cgi-bin/forums/showflat.pl?Cat=&Board=cherbourg04&Number=573594&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=31&part=>piss-pipe doc</A> has just cried off the Cherbourg Armada.. Jamsie could have maybe got his problem seen too..

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