prv
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So, the First Sealord is tuned in, and decides Scuttlebutt has got it right - Garmin handhelds are what's needed.
He calls a conference, with the Vice Admiral Procurement, the Rear Admiral Electronics, the Vice Admiral Training, the Rear Admiral UKHO to discuss. They all arrive with their staff and their drivers in Whitehall. Full day spent discussing.
Electronics is sent away to set up a test programme to decide which Garmin model is a) most accurate and b) easiest for a stressed-up OOW to use. Will report in three months when another conference, same players, will consider.
Electronics recommendation is accepted.
UKHO is sent away to consider how to port super-duper top-secret eyes-only hi-def charts to the Garmin platform. Reports back that it can be done, two year lead time. Conference decides to go ahead.
Porting exercise over-runs by a year, due to involvement of Qinetiq.
At the next conference, procurement is sent away to negotiate the Garmin purchase, in special battleship grey cases.
Training is tasked to structure a Garmin Handheld Bridge Crews For The Use Of Training Course.
Requests the use of an Ardent-class for realistic training.
Request denied, but a full-scale mock-up of the top of an Ardent sail is commissioned to be built, conveniently close to a knocking shop in Devonport.
Building works delayed due to contract dispute with Symonvski, Bakowski and Zwolinski (Polska) Builders, completed 15 months behind schedule.
First batch of Garmins ordered, for training centre, from Marine Megastore. Whilst awaiting the extended delivery, First Sea Lord retires.
His successor calls for a review of the Garmin programme.
And in the meantime, if the Navy's anything like the Army, the guys on the ground (err, water) have gone and bought their own anyway.
The Army have (had?) a thing called a Communications Electronic Instruction, a piece of paper with the day's callsigns, cipher sheets, frequencies, and sundry other items of radio arcana on it. On the only Regular Army exercise I have participated in, in Germany, the CEI was handed out at the start of the exercise and turned out to instead consist of a list of key individuals' mobile phone numbers.
Pete