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DEAR DIARY ... DAY ONE

I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship.

I've packed all my pretty dresses and make-up. I'm

really excited.



DEAR DIARY .. DAY TWO

We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and

we saw some whales and dolphins. What a wonderful

vacation this has started to be. I met the Captain

today and he seems like a very nice man.



DEAR DIARY ... DAY THREE

I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some

shuffleboarding and hit some golf balls off the deck.

The Captain invited me to join him at his table for

dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time. He

is a very attractive and attentive gentleman.



DEAR DIARY ... DAY FOUR

Went to the ship's casino ... did OK ... won about

£80. The Captain invited me to have dinner with him in

his state room. We had a luxurious meal complete with

caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night

but I declined. I told him there was no way I could be

unfaithful to my husband.



DEAR DIARY ... DAY FIVE

Went back to the pool today and got a little

sunburned. I decided to go to the piano bar and spend

the rest of the day inside. The Captain saw me and

bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming

gentleman. He again asked me to visit him for the

night and again I declined. He told me that if I

didn't let him have his way with me he would sink the

ship. I was appalled.



DEAR DIARY ... DAY SIX

I saved 1600 lives today .... twice !!!!
 
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