As a result of her retirement package,

[sailorman]

folded "dust sheet" works

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[chas]

Easy. Put your raincoat on. Button it up to the neck. Lurk in Tesco's car park. Wait for the right sort of car being driven by a single woman. Accost her with 'May I put my dirty boaty stuff in the back of your car?'

It might work

Let us know what happens.

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[LittleShip]

Picked up a new car for the wife a couple of weeks ago. Opened the tailgate of new car removed shelf, opened the tailgate of old car......... dogs went from old to new car in two bounds.
Still cant understand the horror look on the face of the salesman, it's only a car???

PS three days later some Ba###rd tried to get in the passenger side door caused loads of damage to the lock.......................... its still only a car?/forums/images/icons/wink.gif

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I wish I'd been born rich instead of good looking ?

 

[wishbone]

Sorry I can't help! swimbo's mid life change included a style change now 52 she' bought a new mx5 6 speed sport only room for her credit card's new shoes, and new clothes in the boot.........and I can't play in it..............

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Rolling, rolling, rolling keep them doggies moving!
Where’s me chuck wagon gone?

 

[wishbone]

Re: Old Russian joke ....

YEP! she frightens the s**t out of me she just points and shoots at full speed ahead, I must be geting old.

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Rolling, rolling, rolling keep them doggies moving!
Where’s me chuck wagon gone?

 

[kds]

The upper-class girls in Tesco are not my type, I am more of a Liedl man really. And I thought I lived dangerously !
Ken

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[philmarks]

B&Q or was it Halfords used to sell "Boot Bags", heavy duty zippered on three sides, whihc open out flat. I bought a couple to put my folding bikes in. I think they were less thana tenner each.

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Phil