Are there 2 Obans

Its because you are sober, normally it's not noticeable. Anyway, rain today, whisk(e)y tomorrow.
 
Claysie - there’s only one Ardfern and you have been conspicuously absent! How are the bioengineering additionals? Any chance of you visiting the good shup in the next few weeks? I’ve been keeping an eye on her for you. Sort of. Shugs.
 
Claysie - there’s only one Ardfern and you have been conspicuously absent! How are the bioengineering additionals? Any chance of you visiting the good shup in the next few weeks? I’ve been keeping an eye on her for you. Sort of. Shugs.

It’ll be safe enough for him to come back now The Galley bar if often closed due to ‘staff shortages’...
 
Now my Boys - how are things for the pair of you. The hip is amazing and so if you fancy a jog oe'r ra hill tae the soon tae be shut LOTI - I'm yer man.
I have a feeling that I'll be gracing Gods country with my presence on or aroon Wednesday next.
If my athleticism is giving you the willies - we could always just get pished aboard ma fine shup.
Should be there Wed, Thurs and probably Friday
Never thought I'd write this but jings ah've missed ye!!!
 
Claysie. My guid shuip comes out of the water very soon. I have spent many days this summer preparing for a knee replacement by walking hills. I’ll be in Ardfern 25th/26th trying to kill myself by removing sails single handed while my children ignore my predicament and sun themselves at home. Coffee at Lucy’s?
 
Shuip? WTF?
Aha - the old Shwip eh? Derived from Schweppes and serves as a reminder not to forget the tonic because the quinine can prove a lifesaver against the bite of the Ardfern midgie.
I think we may not meet up as Dear Heart has things planned for me on the 25th apparently
 
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