Are surveyors scared of heights?

Re: Err sorry Moose, but your wrong

North American elk are divided into six subspecies of the red deer (Cervus elaphus). It would probably be better to call these ecotypes, rather than subspecies, because their differences are due largely to what and how much they eat.
North American Elk, or Wapiti, are considered by some to be an exotic animal.

New Zeeland Wapiti
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Finnish Moose
The animal Alces alces, called the Moose in North America and the Elk in Europe (see also elk for other animals called elk) is the largest of all the deer family Cervidae, distinguished from other members of the Cervidae by the form of the antlers of the males. These arise as cylindrical beams projecting on each side at right angles to the middle line of the skull, which after a short distance divide in a fork-like manner. The lower prong of this fork may be either simple, or divided into two or three tines, with some flattening.

Not quite sure who has this wrong, but Americans call an Elk an elk and a Moose a Moose, it's Europeans who I think confuse the issue by calling the same thing by both names. Better IMHO to educate Americans into calling their Elk a Red Deer, which indeed it is.

I agree that our Moose's tracks are indeed travelling in the correct direction, just in a bit of a drunken gait./forums/images/icons/laugh.gif




(I have also tracked both of these in the US)George



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Re: Err, sorry but he\'s right!

Jep, agree with James. However, in my neck of the woods they're called "hirvi".

Commonly descibed as "half a ton of meat supported by four matchsticks". When they are hit by a car, the front of the car takes away their legs and they roll up the bonnet through the windscreen, just as in the photo. Usually writes off the car and often the occupants too :-(

The most dangerous time of the year is the hunting season, when they can run scared out of the woods just in front of you - not nice!

-steve-

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Re: Err sorry Moose, but your wrong

Well I've seen moose in supermarkets, chocolate,strawberry etc but never elk...

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Re: Err sorry Moose, but your wrong

Darn, thought that might be too easy. I can also add, from personal experience, that they have disturbingly long tongues.



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Re: Surveyors are scared of sticks

TAE A MOOSE

Great muckle cantankerous brute,
suddenly ye cam fleein’ oot
wi’ a’ yon hunters in pursuit,
and chased ye oan my brand-new caur.
Ye’re badly hurt, Ah hae nae doobt,
wi’ mangled pelt a’ steeped in glaur.

Proud antlered beastie wi’ sharp racks
tae fend yersel’ against wolf packs,
or wicked Man when he attacks.
Och Man, dinnae be sae damned hasty
tae stuff his heid wi’ woo’ an’ wax . . .
It’s such a shame his meat’s sae tasty!

Frae swamp or muskeg dinnae stray,
the highway’s no’ the place tae play
there’s aye danger scurrying frae
the wild, wild widlan’ at a run;
bit then, puir beast, whit can ye dae
when folk’s ahent ye wi’ a gun?

Oh big beastie stey in the sloughs,
it’s safer browsin’ through thon ooze,
an’ peyin’ coort tae a’ yer coos.
Don’t try tae rut a diesel train,
its calls o’ love are richt bad news
lurin’ ye doon the iron lane.

The Great White North has worldly fame,
bit really, it’s no’ quite the same,
a’ thanks tae Mankind’s utter shame
wi’ twa hunder years o’ pollution.
Bit huntin’ moose is no’ fair game,
nor is road-kill a sound solution.


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Re: First Class, Jimi. nm

Can't take the credit .. it's a parody on Burns by Francis Kerr Young but thought it was very apposite!

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Thread drift

This one's a beauty! How can a thread dealing with surveyors up (or not up) masts turn into the habits of the kinkajou?

Mind you, a prehensile tail might well be very useful to a mast-climbing surveyor .....

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Re: Thread drift

I know, I know, I'm feeling a tad random today. May be something to do with lack of sailing this w/end. But you see? You've brought it round full circle back to the surveyor. And so everyone's happy!





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Re: Err sorry Moose, but your wrong

<<<Better IMHO to educate Americans into calling their Elk a Red Deer, which indeed it is.
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Sounds good to me /forums/images/icons/smile.gif.

Except that I do believe that the Wapiti is native to North America (Wapiti may be a name given by american indians) and that the North American elk, while a deer, is not a "red deer" but a Wapiti which is not the same animal.

Nice picture of the Wapiti in NZ. They are an introduced and noxious species here, but valued for hunting.

John

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