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[Twister_Ken]

Returned from NYC with a couple of UTAH Phillips CD's (old wizened bearded folksinger and raconteur). Found a definition there which I thought you guys might like. About a buddy's home made whiskey.

"There's the selling whiskey and the drinking whiskey. He calls the selling whiskey "Factory Whistle". Four toots and you're through for the day. Now he calls the drinking whisky "Autumn Leaf". Drink a glass, change colour and fall to the ground".

 

[Forbsie]

Absolutely Brilliant nm.

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[Rowana]

Re: The Buffalo Treory

Well you see, it's like this...A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.