sailorman
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One has a Free issue 4 a year so will "keep-it-up" /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif so to speak after that wont bother re-newing not really worth the de-forestation /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif
Apologies if this has already been mentioned
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PaulJS
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Avery old joke might explain this if you consider that boats featured in these mags seem to be getting bigger, more expensive, and more luxurious:
"If I'm gonna be impohtent, then I'm gonna look impohtant" /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
"If I'm gonna be impohtent, then I'm gonna look impohtant" /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
peterb
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Re: How to pea through 3 layers as requested.
Sir Peter Blake used to tell the story of a NZ skipper who decided that when his crew were sitting under the guardwires as moveable ballast, they should stay there and not move down below to get rid of the contents of their many 'tinnies'. He discovered that geriatric gentlemen, who might be a little incontinent, could get a thing like a condom with an outlet tube leading into a bag. He duly equipped his crew with such a device, leaving off the bag but giving them an extension tube which led down outside their boot. After a good few tinnies each, and on command, the crew tried out their new secret weapon. It was then that they discovered that elderly gentlemen are not just incontinent, they also have a much reduced flow rate. With only a narrow exit, insufficient for a young and lusty New Zealander, the pressure inside the condoms increased until they ballooned up and slipped their anchorages, with obvious results.
Sir Peter Blake used to tell the story of a NZ skipper who decided that when his crew were sitting under the guardwires as moveable ballast, they should stay there and not move down below to get rid of the contents of their many 'tinnies'. He discovered that geriatric gentlemen, who might be a little incontinent, could get a thing like a condom with an outlet tube leading into a bag. He duly equipped his crew with such a device, leaving off the bag but giving them an extension tube which led down outside their boot. After a good few tinnies each, and on command, the crew tried out their new secret weapon. It was then that they discovered that elderly gentlemen are not just incontinent, they also have a much reduced flow rate. With only a narrow exit, insufficient for a young and lusty New Zealander, the pressure inside the condoms increased until they ballooned up and slipped their anchorages, with obvious results.