"Hello, this is old Harry's fridge. I am afraid the answering machine is out at the moment, but if you give me your message I will write it down and stick it to myself with one of those fridge magnets things"
You can't.
Don't trust Brendan, he restricted your user from making further posts for a few days, and now he's telling you how to post just to drive you crazy. He does that with all new forumites.
...and you were worried to talk to yourself! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Welcome anyhow!
I'm sure they are looking forward to it, but such behaviour in the classic forum is not to be tolerated. When will people realise that a certain code of conduct must be applied to these places. Dear me, if only matron were awake at this hour.
Hi vitalba . Welcome this forum is usually the saner side of the YBW. /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif
Generally only useful or not so useful info as the case may be is handed out within these hallowed gunwale's. /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
But then I suppose all the wet weather we have been having has got to the inner timbers of some the senior /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif (be it by number of posts related) forumites and some rot has set in. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif