orion21
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>>>There are two Mexicans who have been lost in the desert for weeks and
>>>they're at death's door.
>>>
>>>As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or
>>>something similar, they suddenly spy, through the heat haze, a tree
>>>off in the distance.
>>>
>>>As they get closer they can see that the tree is draped with rasher
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>>>rasher of bacon. There's smoked bacon, crispy bacon, life giving
>>>juicy
>>>nearly- raw bacon, all sorts.
>>>
>>>"Hey, Pepe" says the first bloke "Ees a bacon tree!!! We're saved!!!"
>>>
>>>"You're right, amigo!" says Pepe. So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up
>>>to the tree salivating at the prospect of food. But as he gets to
>>>within five feet of the tree, there's the sound of machine gun fire,
>>>and he is shot down in a hail of bullets.
>>>
>>>His friend quickly drops down on the sand and calls across to the
>>>dying Pepe.
>>>
>>>
>>>"Pepe!! Pepe!! Que pasa hombre?"
>>>
>>>With his dying breath Pepe calls out... "Ugh, run, amigo, run!!
>>>
>>>
>>>Ees not a Bacon Tree!"
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>>>they're at death's door.
>>>
>>>As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or
>>>something similar, they suddenly spy, through the heat haze, a tree
>>>off in the distance.
>>>
>>>As they get closer they can see that the tree is draped with rasher
>>upon
>>>rasher of bacon. There's smoked bacon, crispy bacon, life giving
>>>juicy
>>>nearly- raw bacon, all sorts.
>>>
>>>"Hey, Pepe" says the first bloke "Ees a bacon tree!!! We're saved!!!"
>>>
>>>"You're right, amigo!" says Pepe. So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up
>>>to the tree salivating at the prospect of food. But as he gets to
>>>within five feet of the tree, there's the sound of machine gun fire,
>>>and he is shot down in a hail of bullets.
>>>
>>>His friend quickly drops down on the sand and calls across to the
>>>dying Pepe.
>>>
>>>
>>>"Pepe!! Pepe!! Que pasa hombre?"
>>>
>>>With his dying breath Pepe calls out... "Ugh, run, amigo, run!!
>>>
>>>
>>>Ees not a Bacon Tree!"
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