Another Scouser joke

[SeaAce]

> Two Scousers are fishing in South Africa taking it easy when a crocodile swims past with a bloke's head in its mouth.
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> One Scouser says to the other, "F**kin' 'ell Terry, look at that bloke!"
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> The other Scouser says,"I know Barry, the flash b*stard's got a Lacoste sleeping bag"


Make no comment - I'm a scouser!

 

[Dave_Snelson]

When Liverpool City Council were reviewing plans for the construction of the Knowseley Safari Park, they were given an objection.

"Why have a Safari Park so near the centre of Liverpool? Its dangerous, what if a lion escapes?!!"

To which the reply came..."well the lion will have to take its bl**dy chances then won't it!"

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