and just when you think it cannot get worse...The Calorifier is knackered.

[wingcommander]

My old Skipper thought that by opening the taps and running until water flow stops, he was draining for winter. Until arriving back in spring to find a split calorifier.

 

[madabouttheboat]

Not entirely sure ..... but hopefully chilling on my unfeasibly large superyacht in that great marina in the sky surrounded by young ladies in very small bikinis serving iced drinks but more importantly with a selection of credit cards and long list of people who will turn up on time as promised and mend things on the boat properly first time round.

On the other hand it may be somewhere else surrounded by a sea of Fire and Brimstone.

Or you could go the other way and find yourself ‘downstairs’ dammed for an eternity in the outdrive fixing workshop

 

[srm]

Or you could go the other way and find yourself ‘downstairs’ dammed for an eternity in the outdrive fixing workshop

Easily resolved:
"Beyond economic repair" each and every one of them.

 

[oldgit]

Or you could go the other way and find yourself ‘downstairs’ dammed for an eternity in the outdrive fixing workshop

Doubt here would be much space if any , left in that 7th circle of rubber, oil and water hell........................ ?