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sailbadthesinner

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i am declaring a borrowing amnesty
i am returning neighbour down the road's dustsheets cos he has now been dropping hints for a week ( laundered cos they actually were cleaner than my laundry) and also his 2 inflatable matteresses that i think i borrowed about four months ago

i will return bob from next door but one's ladders

i will fetch my scarifier from whoiever i lent it to as soon as i can remember
ditto my lawn spreader

my socket set from my mate Dai

i will retrieve my life jacket from my old man and my short boots from my brother

i will return the palm sander to keith

and will get my big wrecking hammer from bob

anyone else got anything they wish to confess???


<hr width=100% size=1><font color=red>if guinness is good for you. i must be very very good</font color=red>
 
Whats this? Some sort of new years resolution pre-emptive strike?

... Must return that screw drive I borrowed off the boat next door ...

Jeff.

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Ah've got yer burgee, nearly sold it to Para though so you'd better hurry, where's my Pela oil extractor gone?

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I have the problem of being a forgetful lender....
So, whoever has got my Bosch sds hammer drill, or my Makita sander/polisher, and my Bosch random orbital sander... please can I have them back!! It has been over 2 or 3 years now!!

:-((

<hr width=100% size=1>Black Sugar - the sweetest of all
 
Have you considered returning Mrs Sailbad to her parents? I expect they are worried about her.

I have a book that my late mother borrowed from Kensington Libraries in about 1950. I want to return it to them but I can't afford the fine................

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mrs sailbads father is married to somone only eight years older than mrs sailbad. he is a rapscallion of the first order
her mother;
well i don't like to disturb her at the mo
its her busy time of year what with halloween and all..../forums/images/icons/smile.gif

<hr width=100% size=1><font color=red>if guinness is good for you. i must be very very good</font color=red>
 
I will return my butler to his own bed /forums/images/icons/blush.gif

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If the present owners of

the Shuttlewoods barge yacht "Tiny Mite" will make themselves known to me, Mirelle has Tiny Mite's bowsprit spinnaker, a fine piece of sailmaking by Gowens of West Mersea in finest Egyptian Cotton, and will be happy to return it.

When I bought the boat, twenty years ago, it was passed over to me with the explanation that it was on loan, had been on loan for twenty years, and if I saw "Tiny Mite", I was to return it!

<hr width=100% size=1>Que scais-je?
 
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