All hell Went Loose Down The Amazon!!

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We left Garstang marina at a leisurely though flat out, four knots, this was appertained by the old man walking his dog and slowly gaining ground on us.

Our course was set for Glasson Dock a good twelve miles away, so it was important to load on the ships stores, 250 gallons of fresh water, full fuel tanks and heating tanks to the gunnels. Fridge crammed, and loads of spare clothes onboard. We set off a week early to be a bit on the safe side, cos we had heard that there were loads of boats “down there” already.

Rising early, 10.30am and lashing down M Farters old dinghy on the roof, the early sun at twelve am was quite unexpected.

We roared up the canal to Galgate, the wake was a good two inches, swerving into the lock on the new addition to the Lancaster canal, built some hundreds of years ago, down to Glasson.

It was noted that the canal work boat was on his way up the locks, and had we not engaged full reverse power, he would have been down the locks about a hundred times faster than whence he came!! Then we faced the lock, only to find yet another work boat in the lock, much manovouring backwards round bends and we entered the top lock.

Course being as there was hundred of boats going down hill and none going up. Each of the seven locks needed filling before we could enter, and all of a medieval design.

Seven hours later we arrived knackerered at Glasson Dock. I reasoned that we could have driven the three hundred and ten mile to Plymouth and still made Guernsey in the same time and far less effort. However!
 

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Stop whinging Haydn.
I can tell you are enjoying this ditch crawling stuff, or you wouldn't be posting about it here
Just like a pig to slaughter! <g>
 

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So seven hours later and totaly knacked, we arrive at Glasson Dock. Moor up miles from the activity as for some strange canal reasoning. Mooring an 18 ton barge alongside a twenty odd foot 1960's plastic freeman is frowned upon, as apparently is, mooring any boat along side any other, less a life long friend. Some boats even returning home to avoid other boats mooring alongside.!!

Now they have Tents set up and even Donkey rides. Did not see Harry there though! Sure he had better things to do. But also a big markee for the entertainment. Saterday night I walks in. Little Westy on hand. Humph Used to have a Pyranian Mountain dog!! Anyway theres a lowed shout.. H.aY.D.N from the crowd. I lookes gob smacked. It's Winker, but what the hell is he doing here!!
 

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Now Winker, I'd known for about eighteen years, in an earlier life. His family ran the local pub in my little village. Just like the vontrap family. Father played the piano and organ, mother sung as did his sister. Winker had a pop group for years and every year I took them on the pop group fishing trip aboard Mucky Farter.

So in this little tent, 60 miles from where I used to live, he's the entertainment for the night!! Every one thought I must be very well connected to have the artist for a friend. Then he spent the whole night telling realy filthy jokes infront of all the boaters kids. So my name was back to mud again!! /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif
 

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It's not over yet. Got to dash back to Glasson to have the barge lifted out.

Oh, I forgot to mention the bingo and lotery thingies. Very exiting. Oh and the boat handling contest. Had to drive round two buoys and actually stop the boat for,wait for it!! 5 seconds!!! /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
 

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No. I think there sun rays. What is hidden under the crap round the prop, is the bashes and bends in the prop. Hardly worth a proper rebalencing for the canal. It will be bashed again in a week or two. Would'nt do for MF though!!
 

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did anyone notice the ah ahm scottish flag attached to the propellor ! its been removed now. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 

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