Advice for poor raggie wanted

[jimi]

Listen you lot, I want to retire but I'm too poor. Now you lot must be stinking rich cos you've all got in yer face powerboats ... how do I get to be eyebrow deep in the ackers as weel ?

<hr width=100% size=1>I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha

 

[Deleted User YDKXO]

Some people are born lucky, others are not. You're a Scottish raggie who supports Kilmarnock. Need I say more?

<hr width=100% size=1>

 

[itsonlymoney]

What the hell is that profile picture of.
Ian

<hr width=100% size=1>Play the best game you can with the cards you've been dealt ! ! !

 

[jimi]

Its a denarii extraction tool, a family heirloom that's been passed down to me.

<hr width=100% size=1>I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha

 

[BrendanS]

Hmmm! I sense a urine extraction, never mind a denarii extraction.
Looks more like one of them things you broke recently

<hr width=100% size=1>Utinam logica falsa tuam philisophiam totam suffodiant

 

[jimi]

Listen Brenda, how the feck did you know about my upper left incisor?

<hr width=100% size=1>I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha

 

[Roy]

Hi Jimi

My business is showing people how to make money and save money. If either is of interest, send me a pm and i will get some info sent out to you by post. Roy

<hr width=100% size=1>What does this mean then?

 

[pissativlypossed]

Work a bit harder and don't ask a financial adviser to look after it for you. There is only one way to have a succesfull small business in Blair and Browns world and that is to start with a large one !!

<hr width=100% size=1>"Open Another Bottle"

 

[jfm]

Fin adviser (apols to Woody Allen)

Definition of financial adviser/stockbroker/etc:

Someone who looks after your money till there's none left.

<hr width=100% size=1>

 

[qsiv]

My builder just emailed me to say theres a shortage of rudder bearings. I explained why.

<hr width=100% size=1>

 

[Artie]

If you are like the rest of us then as a middleaged man you're too young to retire. Dream and save. Then when you get your lump sum as the endowment insurances mature buy a boat and sod the pension. I did and am as happy as a pig in ++++. (Could do with an extra few bob though)

<hr width=100% size=1>

 

[oldgit]

Re: Free money the Stinky way.

All down to investment.
First you need biro.
Then you nip down to your local newsagent.
Buy every publication you can carry.
Come home and shake aforementioned stuff violently.
You are nearly there to be rich beyond avarice.
Collect all bits of paper that fall onto carpet(if you have any).
Fill in all credit card applications not forgetting to embellish your job title and earnings a bit.
Sit back and wait.




Use biro again to sign cards.THEN
























SPEND SPEND SPEND.
If you need a few lessons,You could consult my missus or any female at all really.
You are under no obligation to pay anything back.

<hr width=100% size=1>If it aint broke fix it till it is.

 

[Guest]

Post deleted by danfoley

 

[powerskipper]

Try some magic
Spell to get what you want...
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

To get what you want .....
Take a horse shoe and put it around a red candle .
put the candle in a darkened room in the middle of a table .
Write what it is you want on a piece of paper with a quill pen dipped in black ink . chat the following as you write .

What I want I write here .
Please take my dream and bring it near .
What I want Is What
I should get .
Let all my dreams Now be met .

now take the paper and fold it in a square of four creases .

hold it over the candle with a pair of tweezers and let it burn .

Picture yourself with your wish fulfilled as you burn the paper send waves of love at the image you conjure of your self .....

ONLY ONE CATCH TO THIS SPELL.....

WATCH WHAT YOU ASK FOR !

<A target="_blank" HREF=http://spellsandmagic.com/money.html>http://spellsandmagic.com/money.html</A>

<hr width=100% size=1>

IMOSHO of course,/forums/images/icons/smile.gif

 

[oldgit]

Re:Even more Free money the Stinky way.

Or even better why not take advantage of that e mail offer from the nice man in Nigera who will sent you pots of money.All you have to do is..............er.

<hr width=100% size=1>If it aint broke fix it till it is.

 

[longjohnsilver]

Get on yer bike and find a proper job!

You've got too much time on yer hands, most of which you waste on these pointless forums. You remind me of a rudderless ship.

<hr width=100% size=1>

 

[Alistairr]

Really Roy!!!! You can tell me more at the marina tomorrow/forums/images/icons/smile.gif..



<hr width=100% size=1><A target="_blank" HREF=http://arweb.co.uk/argallery/alistair?&page=1> My Pictures, Look if you want.</A>

 

[jimi]

Reckon Roy the boy's a con artiste?

<hr width=100% size=1>I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha

 

[Roy]

Hi Jimi

Not a con artiste as you put it. I specialise in helping people to earn money, part time and full time. Been running my own business for over 16 years and helped hundreds to do really well financially - I am not a financial advisor or anything to do with investments or insurance etc, just a self made business man - hard work and persistence are my strengths which compensate for my weaknesses.

Roy

<hr width=100% size=1>What does this mean then?

 

[jimi]

Apologies for any offence caused, Roy, my comment was intended to be tongue in cheek.

<hr width=100% size=1>I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha