ChrisP
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Are we talking the desimation of the Taliban with modern wepons of mass destruction. The retribution of the world on the terrorist fractions. NO far worse. Talking to a crest fallen MrB last night, Between heart rending sob's he explained the PaulineB has exacted a revenge far worse than any contemplated by George W Bush and his mates. MrsB has demonstraited a terrible facet of her nature. As a penalty for bringing PaulineB back the the land of her birth and the arms of her offspring. Through what has been described as lively wavelets. In retaliation for a slightly upset stomach and a few displaced hairs she has sentenced MrB to spend a Saturday afternoon and evening at her parents Golden Wedding Aniversary rather than at the boat. Is ther no limit to this womans vicious and calculating nature? Even the offer of spending their own wedding aniversary night on the boat as compensation was rebuffed by MrsB.
Gentlemen this is yet another example of the unreasoning spite of the female animal. Surly this is another ample demonstration of the reason why so many crew members are reported "lost at sea" rather than face the wrath of the "little lady" on returning to dry land.
CP
P.S. MrsP don't get any bright ideas. The rule about non attendance of family functions in the boating season is still in force and now that the heating is working, the season extends from 2 January to 31 December.
Gentlemen this is yet another example of the unreasoning spite of the female animal. Surly this is another ample demonstration of the reason why so many crew members are reported "lost at sea" rather than face the wrath of the "little lady" on returning to dry land.
CP
P.S. MrsP don't get any bright ideas. The rule about non attendance of family functions in the boating season is still in force and now that the heating is working, the season extends from 2 January to 31 December.
