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Nauti Fox

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Ah yes, look on in wonder and marvel at my latest nautical acquisition, such style and the colour!


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You could fill it with a fine selection of Lush's best.
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Alas, even the swans now shun me!

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I know, I know, I'm off to hunt for some better string! /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 
She's a fine looking craft Alex, but I think you'll have to adjust the rollock positions or she will be a devil to row. /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 
To late, she's already undergone a full sea trial, passed with flying colours apart from the oar grips not being attached by anything to the oars, and Albert's head getting in the way on every powerful manly err...stroke.
Oh yes, and the oars being so tight on the rowlocks that I couldn't rotate the blades.
 
Only trouble is even with my light "racing snake" physique and an Albert on board the water seems mighty close, they do an outboard mount for it with provision for a 2.5hp monster but I fear that we'd be a little tail heavy.
 
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Only trouble is even with my light "racing snake" physique and an Albert on board

[/ QUOTE ] I hesitate to ask, when you say "Albert on board" are you referring to an intimate piercing?

I know that gold can be heavy, but........
 
Tish and tush Major, I believe that has the word Prince before it, the Albert I refer to is the Master and Commander of this fine craft.

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Please note the way I make a tricky descent look so easy...... /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Its ok Alf, this is the Medway, with the muddiest mud in the known world. I don't think I'd try it anywhere else. It keeps the rudders and props nice and clean.
 
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Tish and tush Major, I believe that has the word Prince before it, the Albert I refer to is the Master and Commander of this fine craft.

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The question was begging to be asked.
 
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