A second voyage to Ireland?

[Sgeir]

Later this week, we shall be making a great effort to sail to Rathlin to enjoy the craic and the music in McCuaig's bar. However the recently helpful northerlies have now backed west/southwest and have dropped to almost nothing. So it looks likely that we may have to motor much of the way, or, indeed, chuck it and stay in the Clyde if motoring becomes too boring.

This creates a slight problem, as my failure to reach Ireland will be dutifully recorded in HH MacHurley's yotblog . This doesn't bother me too much, but I am concerned that HH's many readers worlwide may begin to believe that he's jinxed.

Is there anything I can do about this?

Also, in view of his predeliction to go walkabout, should I insist that he wears a lifejacket/harness at all times?

 

[jimi]

His Holiness has a strong affinity with cheap booze, on the latest expedition he brought a bottle of what he claimed was cheap brandy but I suspect he'd filled it up with 2 stroke yamaha juice! He also chucks up if you feed him. My recommendations are:

1)Full body search upon embarkation. Jettison any liquid found.
2)Don't feed him.

Apart from that he's OK.

 

[machurley22]

I do hope the Little Sisters aren't going to be disappointed again. Mother Superior said they were almost inconsolable last time.

 

[Twister_Ken]

You don\'t fool me Mr McH22

Them's not real nuns. Them's not ugly enough.

 

[claymore]

Would HHmcH not just walk in front giving you a tow?
Or then again walk from behind - giving you a push?

 

[Sgeir]

Didn't seem to work on his first voyage.

 

[jimi]

Might work if you train him in the art of somnabulism

 

[machurley22]

Re: You don\'t fool me Mr McH22

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Them's not real nuns. Them's not ugly enough.

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You're right but it's OK, I'm not really His Holiness Pope Jesus MacHurley XXII either.

 

[machurley22]

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Didn't seem to work on his first voyage.

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You surely don't expect me to work my passage, my son?