A Russian submarine has been spotted lurking off the Suffolk coast

[Koeketiene]

are you sure it was a sub? Maybe it was just an ilyushin.

sorry

:encouragement:

 

[DanTribe]

I can confirm this story.
I have sailed these waters for years and never seen a Russkie sub.
That just proves how sneaky they are, using advanced stealth techniques.
I bet they are secretly landing illegal immigrants to undermine the empire.

 

[sailorman]

I can confirm this story.
I have sailed these waters for years and never seen a Russkie sub.
That just proves how sneaky they are, using advanced stealth techniques.
I bet they are secretly landing illegal immigrants to undermine the empire.

They sometime deploy andriod Porpoise on a long tow to distract unsuspecting sailors

 

[DanTribe]

I am so disappointed that so many of you think that this is an April fool type ruse.
I for one, having read this, have now requested that my name be moved up the list for accommodation at the Secret (SHUSH Walls have ears !!!) Nuclear Bunker in Essex (If only I new where it was).

I know where it is, but as I worked there on a building project in the 1970s I had to sign the Official Secrets Act. so I can't tell you.

 

[DavidofMersea]

I know where it is, but as I worked there on a building project in the 1970s I had to sign the Official Secrets Act. so I can't tell you.

You mean the secret bunker at Mistley?

 

[Guise]

More likely secret one at Kelveden.

However if this sub has all the technological advances of the Maestro we have nothing to fear - it will have square wheels and won't start in the morning.

 

[DavidofMersea]

More likely secret one at Kelveden..

Is the secret bunker at Mistley so secret you have never heard of it? If You go to Mistley there are signs directing you to the secret bunker

 

[UncleAlbert]

I know where it is, but as I worked there on a building project in the 1970s I had to sign the Official Secrets Act. so I can't tell you.

You are a credit to the integrity of this country that you can maintain your tight lipped confidentiality in the face of such pressure from your colleagues here on the ECF. We need more people like you:encouragement:

 

[NealB]

This article must be some kind of piss take, wind up or a belated April Fool.

Yes, I think you might be right.