A revolutionary new development which will change the maritime industry forever

[Blueboatman]

Vell, vell, vell.. when ze see if zo full of heavy metals, ya?, no more antifoulinks. Simples

Also I zinc this might be Ze final Godwin Solution zo, I shall stoppen

 

[windlipper]

Absolutely brilliant!!! 142 responses, I haven't counted how many people actually took the thread seriously.
I think we should have a competition to see which spoof can attract the most believing responses. The winner could be presented with a brand new Westerly Centaur, fresh of the assembly line

 

[Grumpybear]

Absolutely brilliant!!! 142 responses, I haven't counted how many people actually took the thread seriously.
I think we should have a competition to see which spoof can attract the most believing responses. The winner could be presented with a brand new Westerly Centaur, fresh of the assembly line

Bit like the one about the Ramsgit harbour master, then?

 

[jimi]

Absolutely brilliant!!! 142 responses, I haven't counted how many people actually took the thread seriously.
I think we should have a competition to see which spoof can attract the most believing responses. The winner could be presented with a brand new Westerly Centaur, fresh of the assembly line

tut tut spelling! I think yoo ment "off" rather than "of"

 

[Seajet]

That's nothing, I was abducted by a UFO while sailing past Salisbury marina !

PS
Second prize; TWO Centaurs

Only kidding, Tony !

 

[windlipper]

If I wasn't polite I could have put an other word in front of that!

 

[windlipper]

or even "another"

 

[Seajet]

or even "another"

Too late, my friend; You Vill Go On Ze List.

 

[windlipper]

You mean "to late"?
pleas except me humbel apologeis.

 

[Tomahawk]

Bit like the one about the Ramsgit harbour master, then?

Out of interest and acknowleging a bit of cross threading...
Did you follow the link in the other story and then follow from there?

 

[jimi]

or even "another"

Should'nt "another" have a capital "A" as it is the title of the Japanese mystery horror novel focussing on Kōichi Sakakibara as a serial antifouler ?

 

[Rooster]

That's how they do fence panels round here. Drop em in and let them drain back for a couple of minutes.

 

[Blueboatman]

Mr Tomahawk.
How are we to get a catamaran AND the fine Ramsbottom HM into the tank? It's starting to get a bit full?

 

[Tomahawk]

Mr Tomahawk.
How are we to get a catamaran AND the fine Ramsbottom HM into the tank? It's starting to get a bit full?

I was going to ask the same of Skipper 14 ... he seems to be very quiet now people realise how popular his idea is.. Any idea when we can make bookings?

 

[SimbaDog]

I was looking forward to seeing my new Swan 82 dipped into the tank, feeling very let down now

 

[Blueboatman]

'Fraid not.. Perhaps he has gifted his idea- in principle-to the boating fraternity?
T'anks a lot, I guess...

 

[SailorBill]

Absolutely brilliant!!! 142 responses, I haven't counted how many people actually took the thread seriously.
I think we should have a competition to see which spoof can attract the most believing responses. The winner could be presented with a brand new Westerly Centaur, fresh of the assembly line

 

[johnalison]

If I wasn't polite I could have put an other word in front of that!

I think you mean "weren't".

 

[SailorBill]

If I wasn't polite I could have put an other word in front of that!

I think you mean "weren't".

I think you meant, "I think you meant "weren't".""

 

[skipper 14]

Ok thanks for the feedback guys, some of it was more constructive than others.
Obviously some people have raised a few issues, some of which we were already aware of. We are working through these problems and will post back when we have a solution.