A new abbreviation

[ongolo]

We were talking about having a shower at sea in advers conditions when the lady said, no she does not have to have a shower every day, she can do a PTA.

PTA? Parent Teacher Assosciation?

No she said quick wash Pits, Tits and Ass.

Was a new one to me. No offence, I am just quoting a lady.

Ongolo

 

[Colin_S]

Not an abbreviation but my daughter had her waxing kit out earlier and offered to do my back, sack and crack /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

 

[phanakapan]

We called it a FAF in my family when I was a kid, and the hot water only went on for baths once a week- face, armpits, fanny.
No one outside the family knew why we fell about laughing if they said 'don't faf about'

 

[tugboat]

Come on then Ongolo, how do her t**s get so dirty? /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif

 

[Sammo]

Hey Winfried

Sounds like an ex submariner to me,
Better check her out.

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/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Mudplugger]

It's a Glasgow shower!

 

[ongolo]

weell, looking at my hands, I see the answer. Is that where "dirty old bastard" comes from??

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ongolo