A national search to find Mr G a project boat

[Mr Googler]

Huh!
Least you saw Him
But was it He?
We went to the Manx last year
He wasn’t in Douglas he ‘said’ he was in Peel
I said ‘ we will come to Peel then’
“Oh I might be in Castletown tomorrow or shepherding sheep across the Calf”
Dunno what that meant?
Sticking sheep on a cows back?
I tested a boat for the ‘unseen’ person once
Had to deal with His Agent for recompence
He said 4 quid an hour
So it took 12 hours!
Tee Hee!

I said ‘if yers don’t pay us promptly like I’ll sue yers’
Knowing that in the IOM
I’d always have a leg to stand on!

who offered you a coffee Stoky
Was one of these

They are tiny but can ‘morph’ in to lager beings
Live by streams under bridges sometimes
They hang out in one place on the way ter Castletown and there from Doo glass
Oh!
I’m doing the ‘Mooinjer veggey’ down ( google it folks) it was
4 quid an hour plus a pair of kippers
Tellin yer
Mr Googler don’t exist
He’s a pigment in our imagination

I don’t think we can talk to you anymore…….happens when people become internet superstar influencers. Problem is….your “influence” has led to a boat been taken out of the water again and the fuel tanks being removed! We need to avoid that sort of influence in my view

im pretty sure your hair was a bit blonder in that 2nd YouTube video too. That’ll be the make up team entourage you now have to have follow you about

 

[BruceK]

That’ll be the make up team entourage you now have to have follow you about

Naw, he does it himself. He has teef these days. Plastic nashers from the pound shop. Gives him a smile like HRH back in the day when he was still lording it over the Welsh. He only gets 4 notes an hour cos it takes a team of 4 cleaners to rid a boat of fag ash once he's been on longer than 5 minutes