townquay
Active Member
I've seen jokes on this site before and as it's a bit quiet I thought I'd share this one :-
A dad is in the bathroom cleaning his teeth and his little daughter walks in and sits on the toilet without embarrassement, as kids do.
Eventually she looks up at dad and says, "Daddy, what's poo made from ?"
Thinking that honesty's the best policy he decides to tell her.
"Well darling, you know you like spaghetti hoops and bananas and apples and cakes ?" ...."Yes she says" ...."And you know mummy tells you off when you don't eat your vegitables but you eat them to be a good girl ?"...."Yes daddy", she says....
."And you love hamburgers and chips - don't you "...."Oh yes I do daddy" she replies.
....."Well", he says, "Your tummy takes all of those things when you eat them and takes out all of the good stuff which makes you strong and healthy, and then, all the horrible stuff that's left over, which isn't good for you, your tummy turns into horrible brown smelly stuff....Well, that's what poo is made of !"
The little girl contemplates this and says,
"Daddy....what about Tigra and Piggy Wiggy ?"
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A dad is in the bathroom cleaning his teeth and his little daughter walks in and sits on the toilet without embarrassement, as kids do.
Eventually she looks up at dad and says, "Daddy, what's poo made from ?"
Thinking that honesty's the best policy he decides to tell her.
"Well darling, you know you like spaghetti hoops and bananas and apples and cakes ?" ...."Yes she says" ...."And you know mummy tells you off when you don't eat your vegitables but you eat them to be a good girl ?"...."Yes daddy", she says....
."And you love hamburgers and chips - don't you "...."Oh yes I do daddy" she replies.
....."Well", he says, "Your tummy takes all of those things when you eat them and takes out all of the good stuff which makes you strong and healthy, and then, all the horrible stuff that's left over, which isn't good for you, your tummy turns into horrible brown smelly stuff....Well, that's what poo is made of !"
The little girl contemplates this and says,
"Daddy....what about Tigra and Piggy Wiggy ?"
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