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I've seen jokes on this site before and as it's a bit quiet I thought I'd share this one :-
A dad is in the bathroom cleaning his teeth and his little daughter walks in and sits on the toilet without embarrassement, as kids do.
Eventually she looks up at dad and says, "Daddy, what's poo made from ?"
Thinking that honesty's the best policy he decides to tell her.
"Well darling, you know you like spaghetti hoops and bananas and apples and cakes ?" ...."Yes she says" ...."And you know mummy tells you off when you don't eat your vegitables but you eat them to be a good girl ?"...."Yes daddy", she says....
."And you love hamburgers and chips - don't you "...."Oh yes I do daddy" she replies.
....."Well", he says, "Your tummy takes all of those things when you eat them and takes out all of the good stuff which makes you strong and healthy, and then, all the horrible stuff that's left over, which isn't good for you, your tummy turns into horrible brown smelly stuff....Well, that's what poo is made of !"
The little girl contemplates this and says,
"Daddy....what about Tigra and Piggy Wiggy ?"

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They're all characters from Winnie the Poo.



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Sorry to get technical here but it should be Tigga and Piglet.....

I should know having two girls aged 3 and 6 !

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Jesus slow or what.
or it could be i never watched the programme.
Thanks Stingo

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Or even read the book. (Showing my age again)

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What do you get ...

... When you cross a bear with a skunk ??

Winnie the poooo

(sorry, couldn't resist it . . . )

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Re: What do you say when ...

What do you say when a prominent South African politician gets herself locked up in jail?

Winnie in the poo..

Sorry, couldn't resist this one either.

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John, Im exempt from speaking proper english being a cornishman,
We got a language all of our own, proper job it is too!
Take it you do not suffer from vertigo.


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Winnie the Pooh? are you sure?

I think they're Tellytubbies

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For Tigra and Piggy Wiggy, read Tigger and Piglet, then it makes sense in the Pooh (Poo) context.

Def not Tellytubbies, whose names happily escape me.

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Well I am a member of the Cornish Yacht Club and spent many wasted weeks in your county, but 'tis true I shall always be a furriner.

I do suffer from vertigo as a matter of fact but try as I may it's hard not to get above myself because as you know "it" floats.

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Re: Teletubby names

Hee hee!

That's given me an idea for a new children's series to compete with Thomas the Tank Engine.

Benny, Jenny and Uncle Bavaria Yachts pottering round from marina to marina having a great time, whilst every so often, Twister Ken, HR and Naj, arrive at the marina, sneering down their noses at the youngster, and talking of cross channel sails, F9's and anchoring overnight.

Then there'd the the Fat Marina owner and Swindler the Chandler.

The possibilities are endless!



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Re: Teletubby names

Whats the difference between a chandler and a coconut?

You can get a drink out of a coconut!!

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