A joke for the Raggies

[coliholic]

An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more for old times sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, "How am I doing?"

The prostitute replies, "Well old sailor, you're doing about three knots."

"Three knots?" he asks, "What's that supposed to mean?"

She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money-back!

 

[Guest]

Last time I heard that one Long John Silver had 2 legs and an egg on his shoulder

 

[chas]

About as subtle as a powerboat's wash.

 

[Guest]

Well it made me laugh !

Bernard

 

[trib]

>> Last time I heard that one Long John Silver had 2 legs
>> and an egg on his shoulder

He must have looked pretty odd with those legs on his shoulder. Were they standing up, or sitting cross-legged ??