Appleyard
Well-Known Member
God! it has been a long hard week...nothing on the box tonight except
rednosekidsinneedof a goodkickupthe**se. Passing the time looking on the net for a boat and dreaming of a time not too far off . The following was told to me by an Aussie..
Bruce had spent the weekend tiling his bathroom..walls and floor .On Monday he went off to work and Shiela was having a shower.She finished the shower and stepped on to the floor,slipped,turned a somersault did the splits and landed on the floor,suctioning herself firmly to the new tiles. She tried to free herself,but no luck and was still there when Bruce came home .
Try as he might,he could not move her "I'll have to go and get help from Bluey" he said .But they both could'nt move her ."Its No good mate " said Bluey, "youll have to get a hammer and chisel and break a couple of tiles" "Ok " said Bruce "But while I fetch them Would you play with her tits?" "Sure mate" said Bluey " But why do you want me to do that?"
"Because she likes it ,and she might get wet enough to slide through to the kitchen..the tiles were cheaper there!!!?
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rednosekidsinneedof a goodkickupthe**se. Passing the time looking on the net for a boat and dreaming of a time not too far off . The following was told to me by an Aussie..
Bruce had spent the weekend tiling his bathroom..walls and floor .On Monday he went off to work and Shiela was having a shower.She finished the shower and stepped on to the floor,slipped,turned a somersault did the splits and landed on the floor,suctioning herself firmly to the new tiles. She tried to free herself,but no luck and was still there when Bruce came home .
Try as he might,he could not move her "I'll have to go and get help from Bluey" he said .But they both could'nt move her ."Its No good mate " said Bluey, "youll have to get a hammer and chisel and break a couple of tiles" "Ok " said Bruce "But while I fetch them Would you play with her tits?" "Sure mate" said Bluey " But why do you want me to do that?"
"Because she likes it ,and she might get wet enough to slide through to the kitchen..the tiles were cheaper there!!!?
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