Dave_Snelson
Active member
Yes I know its only November but......
I met up with a guy who I had lost touch with long ago the other day which prompted a long buried memory of Christmas in Liverpool. This chap, as a lad, was a bit of a rough diamaond shall we say. Always playing truant, getting into scrapes, swears a lot, and still does.
As kids we were taken to Liverpool to go Christmas shopping and sure enough we went to Santas grotto without incident and then carried on being dragged round the departmet stores by our mothers.
It was then that Tony started playing up. You see, we were in a different store with a different Santa and Tony wanted to see this one as well. After lots of arguing, Tony's Mum gave in and bought him a ticket for the grotto.
So there was Tony sat on Santa's knee and things went a bit like this...
What's your name?
Tony.
And what would you like for Christmas Tony?
(and in the middle of the grotto, in front of all the Mums...)
Well your f*****g useless aren't you. I only told you that two hours ago.
He wasn't very bright, my mate Tony!
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I met up with a guy who I had lost touch with long ago the other day which prompted a long buried memory of Christmas in Liverpool. This chap, as a lad, was a bit of a rough diamaond shall we say. Always playing truant, getting into scrapes, swears a lot, and still does.
As kids we were taken to Liverpool to go Christmas shopping and sure enough we went to Santas grotto without incident and then carried on being dragged round the departmet stores by our mothers.
It was then that Tony started playing up. You see, we were in a different store with a different Santa and Tony wanted to see this one as well. After lots of arguing, Tony's Mum gave in and bought him a ticket for the grotto.
So there was Tony sat on Santa's knee and things went a bit like this...
What's your name?
Tony.
And what would you like for Christmas Tony?
(and in the middle of the grotto, in front of all the Mums...)
Well your f*****g useless aren't you. I only told you that two hours ago.
He wasn't very bright, my mate Tony!
Madoc Yacht Club
<A target="_blank" HREF=http://www.madocyachtclub.co.uk>http://www.madocyachtclub.co.uk</A>