3 bad things about a day on the boat

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We have had a couple of nights in port hamble. Some friends came with us yesterday for a spin.

Trinity was full so we asked cowes yacht haven for a short stay. Yes no problem but you'll have to raft. No problem said I. Are you power or sail. On learning we were a powerboat he refused entry. Why, i asked. You cant raft next to a yacht, he said. I said i can see why you would prefer to raft power together but not prohibit the practice of mooring next to a yacht. But no, he wasn't having it. So we headed upriver.

Lunch at the folly, sat outside. It was plagued by wasps. The owner was going round with one of these tennis racket zapper things but he was losing the battle. There must be a nest near, Mrs E was stung twice during our meal. If you want to sit outside, avoid until its sorted. It wasn't just 1 or 2,
There were 10's of the things persistently buzzing around our table. Ruined our meal.

So we sat at anchor for a while, the sun came out for long enough to persuade us to take a dip. Plodded back to the hamble, but my ex boater pal was not ready to get off, so we took a trip up to bursledon. He had a single engine sterndrive boat and wasn't practised in shafts, and turning in the strong tide plus a kamikaze canoeist didn't make for the most elegant of turns, but i was there to keep an eye. A WAFI on the trots screamed that we shouldn't be on the river if we didn't know what we were doing! I took the helm, spun round and held station in the tide about 4 feet from his boat. I asked him to repeat what he said which he hilariously tried to justify. I pointed out that it wasn't his river and that anyway i could handle by boat thank you very much. I made sure my bathing platform stayed a nice, steady 3 feet from his boat as I slowly turned despite the tide, held steady so I could just make the point from the other side of my boat then left him to it. Lets see you do that with your boat then Mr WAFI with emphasis on the FI. Childish, yes I know, I couldn't help it.

We had a nice day anyway, and the sun is out now, have another set of pals due to arrive. You may see us at anchor somewhere later, you're welcome to say hello but we may be best avoided!
 
I`m going to have to move the boat to Swanwick ! .Nothing entertaining ever happens at Lymington ( apart from me berthing of course )
 
I`m going to have to move the boat to Swanwick ! .Nothing entertaining ever happens at Lymington ( apart from me berthing of course )

It all happens here, Saturday we had the regatta, a yacht getting caught by the current and kissing anchors and a MoBo getting broadside on the current and hitting one of the new piles.

You just don't know which direction to look in next!
 
And as for the day we watched a family pick up their 'new to them' boat, untie from Clippers pontoon and promptly get caught by the current and hit the wave wall so hard that they punched a hole in the side deck.

Even I felt sorry for them.....
 
And as for the day we watched a family pick up their 'new to them' boat, untie from Clippers pontoon and promptly get caught by the current and hit the wave wall so hard that they punched a hole in the side deck.

Even I felt sorry for them.....

Clipper are normally very good. Doesn't seem this family was given enough help and advice does it?
 
And as for the day we watched a family pick up their 'new to them' boat, untie from Clippers pontoon and promptly get caught by the current and hit the wave wall so hard that they punched a hole in the side deck.

Even I felt sorry for them.....

Blimey , that was bad luck , hope it hasn't spoilt any future enjoyment for them .
 
It all happens here, Saturday we had the regatta, a yacht getting caught by the current and kissing anchors and a MoBo getting broadside on the current and hitting one of the new piles.

You just don't know which direction to look in next!

Pah....I missed all that! You and Kerry should've come over on sat Paul...we tried to wave and get ur attention but to no avail. (free beer aswell!!! ;) )
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Clipper are normally very good. Doesn't seem this family was given enough help and advice does it?

To be fair to clipper, they had handed over with a sea trial on the Friday and this happened on the Sunday morning. I know from the bits I have done with Clipper that they really stress to owners just how strong the current is at the end of their pontoons. I am a firm believer that we have to be accountable for our own actions and decisions, when you buy a new car the garage doesn't ask to see your driving licence or tell you that the road outside is busy.............
 
I took the helm, spun round and held station in the tide about 4 feet from his boat. I asked him to repeat what he said which he hilariously tried to justify. I pointed out that it wasn't his river and that anyway i could handle by boat thank you very much. I made sure my bathing platform stayed a nice, steady 3 feet from his boat as I slowly turned despite the tide, held steady so I could just make the point from the other side of my boat then left him to it

Ha Ha Ha we were in Dartmouth a few weeks ago seeking refuge from some snotty weather. Saw a space between 2 yachts so expertly ferry glided into the space (SWMBO) was most impressed . Just about to step onto the pontoon and tie up when the Harbour Master popped up like the shop keeper from Mr Ben and said "Sorry Sir Can't Berth Here" max boat size 30 feet :mad:
 
Pah....I missed all that! You and Kerry should've come over on sat Paul...we tried to wave and get ur attention but to no avail. (free beer aswell!!! ;) )
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:)

We had some friends onboard and then we ate in the Ferry and watched the fireworks from the Elephant.

Being honest I wasn't being very sociable, just had a week from hell, next few weeks are looking decidedly **** as well, so I was feeling sorry for myself.
 
Lisa, you were down below when the mobo hit the pile, put a nice scuff on their tender mounted to the transom that's all. Put a nice gouge down the side of Bizzy Bee yesterday in Port Hamble, fender popped over the finger potoon whilst berthing to reveal a sharp bit of metal protruding from the edge of said pontoon :(
 
Lisa, you were down below when the mobo hit the pile, put a nice scuff on their tender mounted to the transom that's all. Put a nice gouge down the side of Bizzy Bee yesterday in Port Hamble, fender popped over the finger potoon whilst berthing to reveal a sharp bit of metal protruding from the edge of said pontoon :(

Hey Gary.... Ouch!! I feel your pain.

Just sat in OV and from Banana Wharf we just commented that lorna was looking a little un loved. :(
 
Lisa, you were down below when the mobo hit the pile, put a nice scuff on their tender mounted to the transom that's all. Put a nice gouge down the side of Bizzy Bee yesterday in Port Hamble, fender popped over the finger potoon whilst berthing to reveal a sharp bit of metal protruding from the edge of said pontoon :(

Bet you're livid!! How bad?
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We had some friends onboard and then we ate in the Ferry and watched the fireworks from the Elephant.

Being honest I wasn't being very sociable, just had a week from hell, next few weeks are looking decidedly **** as well, so I was feeling sorry for myself.

It's ok Paul...we do grumpy Cornishmen aswell :D;)
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Ref: Wasps.

There may not have been a nest, I've noticed the UK is teaming with then this weekend. At Twycross Zoo on Sunday we nearly left there were that many about, and 2 out of 5 of us were stung.

I'd assumed it was just that location but today at Kingsbury Water Park was just as bad.

Not sure the reason unless it's some sort of last hurrah of the season for them.
 
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