:-)

[paulineb]

Several cannibals were recently hired by a big corporation. "You are all part of our team now" said the human resources rep during the
welcome briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees!" The cannibals promised.

Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"

The cannibals all shook their heads "No". After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?"

A hand raised hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued,
"You fool" For four weeks we've been eating managers, team leaders,
training managers, network architects & project managers and no one noticed anything,but noooooooo, you had to go and eat a secretary!"

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[ccscott49]

Now that one is funny! I'll need tummy muscle pain killers again!

 

[longjohnsilver]

Ex secretary per chance Pauline? ;-)) NM

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[paulineb]

Re: Ex secretary per chance Pauline? ;- ))

No 'ex' about it.

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[BarryH]

Re: Ex secretary per chance Pauline? ;-)) NM

I had a secretary once, looked good but did bugger all. Maybe I should let the wife interview and choose the next one!

 

[longjohnsilver]

Re: Ex secretary per chance Pauline? ;- ))

Well part time then, you spend even more time buggering about on here than me!!/forums/images/icons/smile.gif

 

[paulineb]

Re: Ex secretary per chance Pauline? ;- ))

I don't know what you mean - who the hell do you think helped Lou Gerstner turn around IBM.

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[ccscott49]

Re: Ex secretary per chance Pauline? ;- ))

I thought you were a professor of hedonism? At Brighton polytech!

 

[EME]

Re: Ex secretary per chance Pauline? ;- ))

Mates of mine like G Bullard Esq

<font color=blue>I am WHAT I say I am</font color=blue>

 

[Caronia]

Re: Ex secretary per chance Pauline? ;- ))

Have been wondering who MBI were

 

[jfm]

Re: Plagiarism by IBM Corp!!

That's a lawyer joke. The cannibals actually joined a law firm and ate loads of lawyers, then a secy . It's been nicked by IBM and converted to a team leaders, training managers, network architects & project managers joke!

 

[longjohnsilver]

Re: Ex secretary per chance Pauline? ;- ))

Nah, you've got me there, never heard of Lou Gerstner or IBM, should we know them? ;-)

 

[kimhollamby]

Re: Ex secretary per chance Pauline? ;- ))

So what was the reason he left you out of his book then, eh? /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

kim_hollamby@ipcmedia.com

 

[paulineb]

Re: Ex secretary per chance Pauline? ;- ))

In case his wife read it

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