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byron

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I reckon that Tesco's ought to sell boats. They would probably then do a buy one get one free offer. Similarly someone should open a two for one swap shop for wives. Then when your wife reaches 40 years of age you could take her in and swap her for two twenty year olds.


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Re: BT

Yer this trend in Byron is getting worrying, it started with that "slagging off" post where he went and told
everybody about my outfit and that, he said he would'nt say a word too. Sooner they come the better
I reckon.

"The Med has got me" (no not the Medway the other Med)
 
Re: BT

I haven't got time to reply there's two very big dudes in white coats banging on my door, hang on, what's that funny canvass jacket they're carrying, maybe it's a special offer sailing jacket, I must go and try it on. /forums/images/icons/crazy.gif

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Re: BT

If you look outside my wife is prob driving the ambulance.

Just hold tight dear it will not be so rough when we get round the corner,trust me.
 
Can I have home delivery

I understand that TESCOs are selling becks beer with the advert

You don't have to be POSH to swallow a BECKS

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Yuk Yuk Yuk Yuk

Still no chance of her sucking his brains out...........................

Just hold tight dear it will not be so rough when we get round the corner,trust me.
 
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