Recent content by Sumpie

The dredger is now in almost constant attendance - oddly straight after a visiting yacht grounded and had to be dislodged by a life boat, which was all reported in the local rag (nowt much else happens round these parts). If you see the latest plans for the Marina site you can be under no...

I thought Bungalow Bill was a Beatles song? That wasn't an ode to Transco was it?

See, methinks you're on Wiki-Tiki-KikiDee-Pedia, which quite frankly, when discussing matters of indigenous bird charcter traits, I would trust as far as I can throw a .....haggis. May I direct you towards the cornucopeia of hard earnt information that is - HaggisHunt@Scotsman.com

Are you sure we're reading from the same hymn book here? Because my source states..... This misconception originated with a respected English commentator. However, the haggis’s legs are all the same size. Any apparent difference in length could be due to the haggis’s habit of standing in a...

The Enthusiast’s Cryptozoologicon tells us that the haggis is a member of the family of duck-filled phatypuds (of the genus umbrus), the group from which the Australian duck-billed platypus derives. The creatures are believed to be the descendants of a migrating group of phatypuds trapped in...

Does that mean watermelons are a subspecies that never made it out of the primordial gloop?

...rum tee....oh, i give up.

Have you ever thought it strange that 'lemon' and 'melon' are anagrams of each other AND both fruits? eh?

......rum tee tum, de tum tee tum, rum tee tum-tee-da-dah.......

......rum tee tum, de tum tee tum, rum tee tum, ra-da-dah......

Well I think it's a good idea.

This would have the added advantage of giving Webcraft a handy reference point should he be in need of a dodgy rolex or penile extension during his travels.

Maybe we should ask Keith to clear the blockers and let all the spammers come in and finish this off for us.

Is this STILL not finished? Now there's a rhetorical question if I ever saw one. I'm quite happy to talk to myself, because apparently even when I am in conversation with people during the wee small hours they wake up the next morning in the belief they were all alone on the forum. Nice to know...

Don't try and play the sympathy card, you should know better by now that's the last thing to work round here! Next you'll be blaming things on the plate you got in your head after being shot during the Crimean War...