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    BMW Mk11 Sterndrive

    Thanks for that Will but I was hoping to get them for a reasonable price - I believe that they are just standard automotive UJs. John
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    BMW Mk11 Sterndrive

    Hi, does anyone know the size/specification of the universal joints used in the drive coupling of the BMW Mk11 sterndrive. Mine are now rattling badly and need replacing. TIA
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    BMW ENGINES

    Depends on which engine - my B190 in 1986 Fletcher Arrowbeau runs like my BMW car - excellent! Marine parts are expensive and only one supplier in this country - exhaust manifold/riser complete costs around £1800 - I made my own stainless and it works a treat! Other parts are not a problem...
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    Happy Christmas All.

    I know only too well - it was put on to stop people losing daughters!
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    Happy Christmas All.

    > I found this on another UG - perhaps it's worth showing to our offspring? > > ***************** > > I went to a party, Mum > and remembered what you said > You told me not to drink, Mum > so I had a coke instead > > I felt proud of myself, Mum > the way you said I would, > that I...
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    Where to buy nautical xmas cards?

    Try the RNLI - they are good quality and help support them! http://www.rnli.org.uk/Home.asp John
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    Something to do on a wet evening..

    Try these, but turn up the volume on the first! http://doody36.home.attbi.com/liberty.htm http://www.henry.martinez.net/misc/femaleorshemale.htm# John
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    The Rules

    THE RULES 1. The FEMALE always makes the rules 2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. 3. No MALE can possibly know all the Rules. 4. If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all the Rules, she must immediately change some or all of them. 5. The FEMALE is...
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    Medical Students

    Students at the UH Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They are all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. Then the professor started the class by telling them: "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important...
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    This made me giggle

    Re: This also made me giggle An Essex girl and an Irish guy are in a bar when the Essex girl notices something strange about the wellies that the Irish guy's wearing. She says to him "Scuse me mate, I ain't bein funny or naffink, but why das one of your wellies ave an L on it, and the uva one's...
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    :-)

    GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas. Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot...
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    Fruits from the garden

    The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see- through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitches a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rosebuds show!" and out she...
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    The Fisherman

    An 80 year old man went to the doctor for a check-up and the doctor was amazed at what good shape the guy was in. The doctor asked, "To what do you attribute your good health?" The old timer said, "I'm a fisherman and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out...
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    The garden of Eden

    First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden. Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing". After casting about for a suitable pearl, He kept messing around and created a girl. Two beautiful legs, so long and slender, Round, slim and firm, and ever so tender. Two lovely hips to...
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    Joke - to cheer Haydn up!

    A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest littlelisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?" The shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks:"Do you want a wittle white wabbit or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabbit or maybe one like that cute...
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