Recent content by claymore

I don't know where she keeps her cleaning stuff...😊

Does cartoon porridge put a smile on one's face? Dear Heart thinks I should try it.

Wi a burst o uncharacteristic chenerosity, ah pit the wee scaldie ontae a reduced hoors contrac'. Nefer did onythin' sae daft - mabrekfass is weel ower by the time the wee fekker shuffles in.

I share your concerns. We have a microwave by the fridge. I often attempt to make porridge in the fridge

Just reading a post or two to pass an hour of abject boredom, here in the land of the benighted roll mop. Does anyone have a 'bad' lady as opposed to a good one? Also the Swmbo malarkey - must she? X

Claymore loves Stingo Always did Xxxx

Apologies I've forgotten ma fekkin password I dearly wanted tae advise aboot they nichts as ah ken ye'll a' be lost wioot it. Wid yin o' ye oan wan o' yer rare skirmishin forays into TOP mind passin this oan - especially tae ma surrogate son Wully an at ra same time wid ye advise yon feckless...

Fair drawin' oot

I've always been rubbish with a camera. I am a gifted and talented wordsmith as many of you will testify but cameras are not my forte. I once did a photoshop course and after 2 days I had managed to draw a moustache onto the image we had been given to experiment with. I think my downfall or at...

Fairly drawin' in :giggle:

Complete bugger to manoeuvre with their offset propeller. Wet but nice to sail - lots of work!

Stinko - could it be that the friend is engaged in slipping the crew a crippler?

Donald If its a scotsman yer lookin' tae sink - I'd suggest a Bruce

Perhaps its just that the magazine isn't aligned correctly?

Perhaps book yourself into a Priory for a week or two until this current petit mal passes?