newtothis

Me, the 13th Duke of Wybourne, in a tiny bathtub of a boat, with a young lady... what were they thinking?

You're new to this aren't you..

Can we keep the rules of grammar. Fewer rules, fewer laws, fewer regulations; this is all I ask for.

This, I think, is the key point. Airlines, especially, are going to require proof of right to visit the country in question. No matter...

Going out to NZ recently, despite being a NZ passport hoder, I had to prove I had my passport with me to board the plane. My airline...

I have British and NZ (not the hot combo it used to be). I use NZ on the way out to avoid paying the visa and tourist tax, then UK on...

The waters off Mongolia are a bit too challenging for my sailing skills.

I also had mine nicked from the back of the boat when asleep in English Harbour. Well actually I didn't. On returning from the bar the...

I'm not sure the forums could take the following two years of complaints about the crap boat and then five years of Wansworth trying to...

Never before have the two letters 'i' and 'f' had to do so much heavy lifting.

I think @AntarcticPilot will confirm that the creator of 'Conspicuous Rock' was none other than geological forces.

Relying on divine intervention in pilotage will never end well

The charge of the ice brigade?

Lodestone, Brimstone and Touchstone. He said his last would be Tombstone.

Isn't "written in PowerPoint" an oxymoron?