You can tell it's Christmas, take 2

[Guest]

You can tell it\'s Christmas, take 2

..cos some B&*tards broke into our stable (i.e. shed) and made off with the Missus' bike (4 years old but unused..) a Doulton dinner service, other bits and my lad's sailbag for his Mirror. They dropped the chainsaw in the back field...obviously not on Santa's list.

Sat the dogs down and gave a long lecture about why they were kept and teamwork.

If that works it might be quite entertaining, should they return, to see our guests trying to run carrying a lawnmower with a Great Dane hanging off their arse.

Obviously they are not seafaring chaps cos they left the most valuable item... a half used tin of Volvo engine paint.

Just wanted to get that off me chest...!

 

[Guest]

Re: You can tell it\'s Christmas, take 2

Some people don't quite get Christmas spirit. While I wish no harm to your wife's bike I hope that they ride it into a cesspit (filled with man-eating poo-fish)!

MRM ;-)

 

[Guest]

Re: You can tell it\'s Christmas, take 2

aw, that's somewhat awful.

Pity bout the large dog. But then probably nobody mentioned the Secret Attack words? the Secret attack words for all dogs are "Say hello to Matthew! " followed by "Don't worry, he won't hurt you!"

seriously, hope insured, Bad stuff anyway.

 

[peterg]

rotten b*stards.....

I've changed my piccie to be one of our dog Jake to fend off anyone trying the same thing on me - he will try to attack anything that comes into our property - he even tried it with a hedgehog in the garden once but realised his mistake about a millisecond afterwards!

Curiously enough, his Secret Attack command is "say hello to Matthew"!

 

[BarryD]

Jake is a red star on a white square? NM

Finger trouble Peter?

Sorry about yout breakin KCA - could'nt send them round to my garage could you I've got a Fridge Freezer they could have. Following which we could give them a bit of a slap if you'd like.

 

[peterg]

b*gger! must be an access problem...

as I used copy 'n paste to avoid typing (lazy me)

 

[BarryD]

No need to salute me, just touch forelock NM

<BG>

 

[peterg]

thank goodness you spelt that right.....

big boy!

Incidentally, to change the subject I just read in Autocar that you can get "Aston Martin perforated leather boxer shorts - only £499" think we should tell PaulineB?

 

[paulineb]

Re: thank goodness you spelt that right.....

"leather boxer shorts" - not very hygienic. What was that woman's name again ? Betty Swollox ?

Pauline B

 

[peterg]

think that\'s why they\'re perforated..

still, at least when you've finished with them you can use them as a chammy leather for polishing the car! ;-)

 

[ccscott49]

Re: think that\'s why they\'re perforated..

With this kind of thing going on, you can see where Byron was coming from reference drunken driving!

 

[Guest]

Re: You can tell it\'s Christmas, take 2

No claim 'fraid to say, shouldn't have had the china in the shed (Missus knows cos she's a claims manger...so why did she put it there?!?!?).

Doulton may well prove to be cursed, came from the folks house on the Old Fella's demise couple of years back and went to a Brother's place. He inconsiderately fell off his perch this year and the stuff moved to our shed.

Like the cesspit idea!

Perhaps I could train one of the Mutts to use a chainsaw.... interesting..

 

[tripleace]

Re: You can tell it\'s Christmas, take 2

If you lost the mirrow sails give me a eamil. I have a set which you can have FOC

Merry Christmas

Simon@dic.uk.co

 

[Guest]

Re: Jake is a red star on a white square? NM

Yup, a bit of a slap and a severe coating of Volvo paint...hang the expense!

Any beer in that fridge?

 

[BarryD]

Always beer in the Fridge... NM

<G>

 

[Guest]

Re: You can tell it\'s Christmas, take 2

Ah Simon, the spirit of Christmas is upon you!

I think I have another set of Mirror sails, but I can't find them as yet. If I need your help I will get back to you; address noted. Naturally there will be the usual donation to the RLNI!

Cheers, KCA

 

[claymore]

Re: You can tell it\'s Christmas, take 2

With the Doulton posted on the missing in action list, does that mean you won't be needing the Turkey?