david_e
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I love this TV car series - wonder what it would be like for a boat, especially the bit where the buyer goes into the showroom with the earpiece in? What would the conversation be like?
Wrong boat, Right boat
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sailbadthesinner
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Customer I am interested in the bAVJENJANBEN OHMIGODITSWHITE 36
Broker We have lots of nice boats sir
Customer Well could i have a test
Broker oooh no we have none available for test only the OYSTERNAJAD OHMIGODITSDEAR 48
Customer Well i did not really have that in my budget
Broker Exactly sir
Customer Well could i have a look at the one out there?
Broker ooh no i am sorry that is sold in a cannot let you see it
Customer Do you have a brochure i could take
Broker err no sir they are only for sale
Customer Could i buy one then
Broker I am afraid we have run out
Customer Well is there any way i can get more info.
Broker I am sorry sir, you see i am in a nice blue blazer.
Customer Yes?
Broker And you sir are in an old jacket, and wearing jeans. And whilst my skin is tanned to look like i have been to the med and not TANFASTIC down the road, yours is plainly pasty and white. So i have deduced you have neither the wit nor means to buy this boat and am refusing to be helpful.
Customer Oh right, will you throw in free fenders and a fishfinder?
Broker Goodbye Sir
</font color=red>Ok brain let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.
Broker We have lots of nice boats sir
Customer Well could i have a test
Broker oooh no we have none available for test only the OYSTERNAJAD OHMIGODITSDEAR 48
Customer Well i did not really have that in my budget
Broker Exactly sir
Customer Well could i have a look at the one out there?
Broker ooh no i am sorry that is sold in a cannot let you see it
Customer Do you have a brochure i could take
Broker err no sir they are only for sale
Customer Could i buy one then
Broker I am afraid we have run out
Customer Well is there any way i can get more info.
Broker I am sorry sir, you see i am in a nice blue blazer.
Customer Yes?
Broker And you sir are in an old jacket, and wearing jeans. And whilst my skin is tanned to look like i have been to the med and not TANFASTIC down the road, yours is plainly pasty and white. So i have deduced you have neither the wit nor means to buy this boat and am refusing to be helpful.
Customer Oh right, will you throw in free fenders and a fishfinder?
Broker Goodbye Sir
</font color=red>Ok brain let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.
david_e
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...and that is before the produt knowledge quiz!
tony_brighton
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I see you've tried to buy from a broker before!