Would you trust a man

John, Jo Brand is a female stand-up comedian who may not have made it to NZ, although she has been around the UK for several years now. Her comedy is quite explicit, and very amusing. She is also on the heavy side and great at taking the p!ss out of fat people.

Anyway, one of her favourite sayings is "Never trust a man with testicles".

My response to that would be "Never trust a woman with hormones!"

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Well you could always change your name .. perhaps to an anagram such as Gince Drivel?

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. . . and you're my friend Brendan /forums/images/icons/smile.gif !
And you can come to the Beaulieu River any time - I'm not playing with those horrid raggies again ! /forums/images/icons/mad.gif

Oh Shit - just tripped over my laces . . . /forums/images/icons/blush.gif


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There was a Clive called Khyber,
who drank a lot of cider,
went doon ra toon,
and soon fell doon,
and that was the sad end of ra imbiber


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There once was a poster called jimi
Whose rhymes were not very funni
They were so bloody awful
They were made unlawful
And the lines didn't scan properly anyway

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och yon Chris Buttmaster
being aye a bit of a waster
one weekend spied
Julie peroxide-dyed
And all roond ra Solent and Keyhaven chased her

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I think you are getting your Ship's Dog and Ship's Cat confused !!

The Cat is down under - the Dog lurks around Wiltshire and Hampshire, not to mention the banks of the Thames !

<hr width=100% size=1>There is no such thing as reality, only different people's perceptions of a situation.
 
Inspired to versify

Clive Rigden aspired to go places
To meet strange, and yet welcoming, faces.
But lee-bowing by
In his Holman and Pye,
He got caught by the end of his laces.

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<hr width=100% size=1>Je suis Marxiste - tendance Groucho
 
Re: Inspired to versify

Ole Kyber wallowing in his Pye
sighed out loud and started to cry
Cos wee Jimi
Replete with bimini
screamed past with a Fray Bentos Pie

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Where does the Mutts Nuts hang out then?

Magic

<hr width=100% size=1><A target="_blank" HREF=http://practical-business.co.uk>Click for website!</A>
 
I take my hat off to Clive,He gets paid for talking $hite!

The rest of us talk $hit for free ,usually on this forum./forums/images/icons/smile.gif

Check Clives profile if you dont know what Im on about...





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