Would you be man enough?

[Resolution]

Guess which forumite (of typical forumite age) based in Gosport is booked to take out his daughter and seven (I say again, seven) ladies from daughter's office today for a wee sail around the Solent.
Last night there was brave talk of plans for compulsory swimming for all, with skimpy bikinis and brisk towelling down to follow.
Let's await the full uncensored report!

 

[monkfish24]

Guess which forumite (of typical forumite age) based in Gosport is booked to take out his daughter and seven (I say again, seven) ladies from daughter's office today for a wee sail around the Solent.
Last night there was brave talk of plans for compulsory swimming for all, with skimpy bikinis and brisk towelling down to follow.
Let's await the full uncensored report!

If he needs a skilled deckhand then he should call me on 0794...... bugger whats the rest of my number?

 

[FullCircle]

No - too much for me.

I collected my soon-to-be-wife's party from her Hen night in a minibus. Never,ever,ever again.

 

[Moonshiners]

"Would you be man enough? "

Probably not but happy to try and find out!

 

[jenku]

If he needs a skilled deckhand then he should call me on 0794...... bugger whats the rest of my number?

May I humbly suggest he'd take Lakey instead? We do need good fotage here...