Wotalotatotty !

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boatone

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Peacefully napping off my lunch on Sunday afternoon at Hampton Court when I was rudely awakened by Oudrageous calling me on Channel 6. As I moved to pick up the fistmike I realised he was just passing by on his way down river and his boat was covered in nubile young wenches /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

Before I could grab the camera they had gone laughing on their way so I settled back down on the settee - but not for long as a horn rudely alerted me to them returning upriver and all the wenches waving like mad.

I could be forgiven for thinking that he did it on purpose - 'Look what I've got!' sort of thing. Didnt seem to be doing him much good though as he was steering......such a waste ! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Oh, he did have a forum flag fluttering but I doubt anyone would have noticed........
 
There we was, one luvverly Sunday afternoon, just above Days Lock; you know - chilled out in the chairs and semi-dozing from the beer and wine consumed during the BBQ when along comes a holiday boat with some nubile young ladies on board all having fun. As they passed us they all took their tops off, bared all and danced and jiggled about - still makes me smile just thinking about it.
 
Same thing happened to us at the Henley Music Festival this year - a hen weekend on Consuta, I think they were at the concert on Sunday night too and I have a photograph of them there but they all had their clothes on so I couldn't recognise them.
 
I missed a good one recently. My wife informed me a woman was sat naked in the back of a hire boat. By the time she told me we had passed the boat, I did think of turning around to take a look.
 
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No wonder SWMBO insisted that we leave the Thames and join the normal people on the Solent.

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NORMAL PEOPLE!!! ...................SOLENT!!!??????

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... and there was me in some port in spain, looking for totty.

SWMBO found some fish to feed:

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But my mate Chris really struggled to find anything to match what you describe was aboard with Brad:

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aaah yes, a tough life for some. Couldn't see where I was going, but hey, with a view like that, who cares?! /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

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I can't help but notice that you are being a trifle coy about this topic.

I had been hoping we migh get some explanation or guidance on how such a plethora of nubile niceties should find themslves on your boat - not to mention how you seem to have engineered matters so that you were the sole male on board!

In the vernacular - come on mate, we need to know !!!
 
My wife asked me if I would mind taking about 8 of her female co-workers out for a trip on the boat, and after much deliberation (about a nano-second) I graciously agreed. What a caring sensitive sort of guy eh /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
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