Wot now schhkipper?

[StugeronSteve]

Having spent a night in a notorious bar, you awake from a fitful sleep, to waves of nausea and the sound of breaking wind. As you now find yourself on the wrong boat, sharing a sleeping bag with a transvestite docker from Gateshead, what do you do?

 

[Rivers & creeks]

Marry him, he obviously has a nicer boat.

 

[LadyInBed]

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[saltysplash]

cook breakfast as a thank you then done your 'leaving strange places' disguise kit and exit stage left

 

[saltysplash]

should read 'DON'...oh dear....drinking rum and coke after night duty aint good /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

 

[FullCircle]

What colour hanky were you wearing the previous evening? (See Lounge post) That would determine your fate I guess.

 

[DAVIDO]

Hopefully not a cream one in the right pocket /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif

 

[ParaHandy]

if yer bonce is hanging out the other end looking like one half of a hairless bum, i'd get outta there fast ...!

 

[Rivers & creeks]

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should read 'DON'...oh dear....drinking rum and coke after night duty aint good

[/ QUOTE ]You can use the 'edit' button you know! (Just in case you hadn't spotted it, you've no idea how often I have to use it /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif)

 

[chuckaduck]

The question is if this happened to you ?






WOULD YOU TELL YOUR FRIENDS

 

[bilbobaggins]

Gateshead? So that's where he's from......?

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[jimi]

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Having spent a night in a notorious bar, you awake from a fitful sleep, to waves of nausea and the sound of breaking wind. As you now find yourself on the wrong boat, sharing a sleeping bag with a transvestite docker from Gateshead, what do you do?

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Give her a good shagging?

 

[saltysplash]

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should read 'DON'...oh dear....drinking rum and coke after night duty aint good

[/ QUOTE ]You can use the 'edit' button you know! (Just in case you hadn't spotted it, you've no idea how often I have to use it /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif)

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edit button??? oh dear now ive run out of rum.... thanks for the advice, will try and take more care :/