woman! why do they speak so badly of men?I found some liquid oxygen to

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Im back with Stella who thinks its time i ---well cant remember the rest

She and the others came over for a break.Now were all together myself haveing finished work hear we should relax and enjoy!!

Stella after a day of joy at our being on holiday at last together began to remind me just why she and the others(who have no problem with being hear at all)are hear

She screamed at me that my last effort to power a mobo with bio fule blew the garage doors off the storage unit we use.And the Gendarmes now wont to talk to us!
I said "Um"

Then i suggested a BBQ off we went in the tender of the big boat we pulled up on the beach set up our BBQ while i peddled off to the hospital,there i got liquid oxygen with the promise joining us to eat,we came back with a themos flask(a special one)

I said its late to eat we need to start the BBQ at once!We arrived the food was ready a fire going for the oven and warmth,the BBQ smokeing we took the flask and poured the liquid oxygen on the BBQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It started glowing white hot,at least the charcoal left.The thermos flask went we dont know where,Its better than petrol as it dosent "wooof" just "ploooombb"

I was amazed just how volatile liquid oxygen (that we breath) can be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stella went pottey!! refused to eat just as she calmed down the fire brigade arrived blue lights and siren!!!!

I tried to explain to her they are exersizing she changed into top gear!Woman!!

I hope ill post tommorow just now its thought we might have blown something up????

I cant understand todays ideas,we used to blow up all sorts of things such as wasps nests today we lite our BBQ with a speed system!!!!Well it was very spectalure indeed!!!

If only woman wouldent become so imotional about small things??
 
I am now convinced.......

.......that you are a descendant of the Baron Munchausen!!!!!



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hi seems i remember . you trying to fill a stove one time to that got you in a little bother are you realy this daft or just haveing fun ?????best of luck and fair winds dave /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif
 
Re: woman! why do they speak so badly of men?I found some liquid oxyge

It all turned out well!The fire brigade came because of the fire which had been reported,in case it had been some sheds on the beach.

We offered them come cool wine and grilled sardine with bread.And dident have to worry about putting the fire out afterwards!!!!

Liquid oxygens a great way to start a BBQ Instant!It wasent my idea it was a physicist some years ago that wanted to find the fastest way to do it,i joined in trying petrol gunpowder (for shotguns)i even made nitro glycerine all burn quickly the best was oxygen!!

Our fridges arnt cold enough so we dont often get a chance to use it,in fact its the first time ive used it!!I dident know how much to use,next time ill try with a lot less!!!

The remaining charcoal was instantly hot!No long wait for it to get going!!It did go with a reall bang it should have been less bang more booofff There was a bit of explaining to do about the flask in the end all was well!!

This morning before Stella got into gear i went to the cafe by the market where i met a woman!Shes on holiday we somehow got along very well!
 
Re: woman! why do they speak so badly of men?I found some liquid oxyge

Sounds like you are aiming for a "Darwin Award"? /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
And nearly qualified, too!
 
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I said its late to eat we need to start the BBQ at once!We arrived the food was ready a fire going for the oven and warmth,the BBQ smokeing we took the flask and poured the liquid oxygen on the BBQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It started glowing white hot,at least the charcoal left.The thermos flask went we dont know where,Its better than petrol as it dosent "wooof" just "ploooombb

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My friend, I salute you. I have had to retire from blowing things up since my son ended up in Stoke Mandeville - my eyebrows were a little crispy too as a result of the same incident. He made a full recovery and we can all laugh about it now.

Keep some cling film handy for the burns. Honest it's what the hospitals use, oh and morphine.
 
Re: I am now convinced.......

.......that you are a descendant of the Baron Munchausen!!!!!

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That same denizen of Utrecht, whom God (protect) sorry preserve.

that takes me back. The name Strabismus comes to mind
 
Re: woman! why do they speak so badly of men?I found some liquid oxyge

Exactly thats just how it looked!It was such a sudden flar up we dropped the small flask it threw a lot of the charcoal out!What was left once toped up went really well!

Seems there are others doing the same thing,i first saw it done many years ago we droped the flask in becouse it burnt through the 8mm line we tied it on to our wooden pole!

Great video!
 
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that takes me back. The name Strabismus comes to mind

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