Why women prefer sailboats to men...

[muminator]

Why women prefer sailboats to men:

A sail boat can go for more than one sail in an hour.
Sail boats never develop spare tires.
Sail boats last longer.
Sail boats don't get you pregnant.
A sail boat doesn't care what time of month it is.
If your sail boat is boisterous, you can buy a muffler.
If your sail boat smokes you can do something about it.
Sail boats don't care about how many other sail boats you have sailed.
When sailing, you and your sail boat both arrive at the same time.
Your sail boat won't ogle other sail boats.
Your sail boat won't care if you have a poster of your fantasy
sail boat.
Sail boats don't care about breast size.
You can sail a sail boat as long as you want and it won't get limp.
Sail boats always feel like going for a sail when you do.
Sail boats don't insult you if you are a novice.
Your sail boat never wants a night out alone with the other sail boats.
Your sail boat won't care if you fake it.
Sail boats are always ready to stop when you are.
Your sail boat doesn't have to show off in front of other sail boats.
Your sail boat won't lie to you.
Your sail boat doesn't care how heavy you are.
In the morning, your sail boat won`t poke you in the back when it wants to go for a sail .
You can turn the seacock off.
Your sail boat won't shrink when it's cold.
You don't have to cook for your sail boat.
Your sail boat can't sail around behind your back.
You can keep photos of your old sail boats.
Your sail boat would rather go for a sail than watch sports.
If baldness occurs, you can replace the paint.
Sail boats don't snore.

 

[AndCur]

Sail boats don't snore. But there halyards rattle /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[sailorman]

not on my boat Matey /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif

 

[powerskipper]

Why men prefer sailboats to women:

A sail boat can go for more than one sail iand not expect anything in return.
Sail boats never develop love handals, hanging baskets or never ending head aches at the end of the day .
Sail boats last longer with out showing their age.
You can't get Sail boats pregnant how ever much you practice.
A sail boat doesn't care what time of month it is.
If your sail boat is boisterous, you can ask for help from a mate.
If your sail boat smokes you can always join in with out being nagging.
Sail boats don't care about how many other sail boats you have sailed.
When sailing, you and your sail boat both arrive at the same time with out guilt.
Your sail boat won't flirt with other sail boats.
Your sail boat won't care if you have a poster of your fantasy
sail boat.
Sail boats don't care about things size.
You can sail a sail boat as long as you want and it won't want payback.
Sail boats always feel like going for a sail when you do.
Sail boats don't insult you if you are a novice.
Your sail boat never minds a night out alone with the other sail boats.
Your sail boat won't care if you fake knowledge.
Sail boats are always ready to stop when you are.
Your sail boat doesn't have to show off in front of other sail boats.
Your sail boat won't lie to you.
Your sail boat doesn't care how heavy you are.
In the morning, your sail boat won`t poke you in the back demand a cup of tea and tell you when it wants to go for a sail .
You can turn the seacock off.
Your sail boat won't shrink when it's cold.
You don't have to cook on your sail boat.
Your sail boat can't sail around behind your back.
You can keep photos of your old sail boats.
Your sail boat would rather go for a sail than vistit the mother in law.
If baldness occurs, you can replace the paint.
Sail boats don't snore.

 

[Stingo]

Sailboats don't want to produce a fleet of little sailboats.
Sailboats don't mind if you have one too many.
Sailboats do what you order them to do.
Sailboats don't need an extra pair of shoes.
Sailboats aren't victims of fashion.
Ex-sailboats cost less to maintain than an ex-wife.
Sailboats cost less to maintain than a wife.
Sailboats don't mind if you trade them in for a younger model.

 

[doris]

Tight arses

If a sailboat has a wide arse it goes like a rocket.
If a sailboat has a tight arse it is seriously into rock and roll.
The keel is always there to keep things up, just as a bonus!

 

[clouty]

People pleasures

Humans can mend themselves.

Their berths are smaller

You can fly together on theory philosophy and futures.

A man can get you pregnant, if you want it. (not me anymore though)

A woman can produce another human

Be good if sailboats coould gestate their own tenders, wouldn't it!

But they're lousy without a boat when all at sea /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Guess I'm greedy - I like both.

 

[tugboat]

If you get rid of a sailboat, it doesn't take half your house with it! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Stemar]

[ QUOTE ]
If you get rid of a sailboat, it doesn't take half your house with it! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[/ QUOTE ]Only half????