Divemaster1
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The boss of a big company who needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper,
“Hello, Is your daddy home?” he asked.
“Yes” ,whispered the small voice
“May I talk with him?”
The child whispered, “No”
Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, “Is your mommy there?”
“Yes.”
“May I talk with her?” Again the small voice whispered, “No.”
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, “Is anybody else there?” “Yes” whispered the child, “a policeman”.
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, “May I speak with the policeman?” “No, he's busy” whispered the child.
“Busy doing what?” “Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman & quot”, came the whispered answer.
Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked, “What is that noise?”
“A hello-copper” answered the whispering voice
“What is going on there?” asked the boss, now alarmed.
In an awed whispering voice the child answered, “The search team just landed the hello-copper”.
Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just alittle frustrated the boss asked, “What are they searching for?”
Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle:
“ME”
<hr width=100% size=1>Regards,
Alf
“Hello, Is your daddy home?” he asked.
“Yes” ,whispered the small voice
“May I talk with him?”
The child whispered, “No”
Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, “Is your mommy there?”
“Yes.”
“May I talk with her?” Again the small voice whispered, “No.”
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, “Is anybody else there?” “Yes” whispered the child, “a policeman”.
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, “May I speak with the policeman?” “No, he's busy” whispered the child.
“Busy doing what?” “Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman & quot”, came the whispered answer.
Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked, “What is that noise?”
“A hello-copper” answered the whispering voice
“What is going on there?” asked the boss, now alarmed.
In an awed whispering voice the child answered, “The search team just landed the hello-copper”.
Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just alittle frustrated the boss asked, “What are they searching for?”
Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle:
“ME”
<hr width=100% size=1>Regards,
Alf