Danny Jo
Well-Known Member
I was drinking ginger and fizzy water at last night's party - it was my turn to drive. So it was with great confidence that I said, in answer to the question "Why do you like sailing?" - "That's easy. I can think of at least five good reasons," thinking, in this environment, someone will have changed the subject before I've got past the second. And after doing my bit about the thrill of needing to keep your wits about you to stay alive, someone else did indeed change the subject and I thought, phew, off the hook.
Five minutes later: "So what are the other four?" What? Oh, my reasons for sailing. I was cornered. I managed three:
- I like doing things, making things, and fixing things - and goodness knows there's enough of that in boating;
- I like arriving in exotic places, and there is no better way of arriving in such a place than by boat - after all, the port is usually the centre of the oldest bit of every coastal community;
- the freedom, self-sufficiency and sense of independance;
- erm, I'm sure there was a fifth, maybe I've lost it in the first four?
Number five, you will have observed, neatly undermines the first four and reveals the speaker as a right prat.
To prepare me for the next party, would any kind souls volunteer some decent justifications for the spending of a sizeable chunk of the family income on an object that is not so much a vessel, more a bottomless pit?
Five minutes later: "So what are the other four?" What? Oh, my reasons for sailing. I was cornered. I managed three:
- I like doing things, making things, and fixing things - and goodness knows there's enough of that in boating;
- I like arriving in exotic places, and there is no better way of arriving in such a place than by boat - after all, the port is usually the centre of the oldest bit of every coastal community;
- the freedom, self-sufficiency and sense of independance;
- erm, I'm sure there was a fifth, maybe I've lost it in the first four?
Number five, you will have observed, neatly undermines the first four and reveals the speaker as a right prat.
To prepare me for the next party, would any kind souls volunteer some decent justifications for the spending of a sizeable chunk of the family income on an object that is not so much a vessel, more a bottomless pit?