Why do Woman?

[Medskipper]

Have you read the Jude's Law article in the May issue of MBM?

Why do woman always seems to want to have a go at men these days? they always seem to want to try and make men look stupid! do they feel that they have to always fight some kind of battle of the sexes?

Barry


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[BrendanS]

Hasn't this one already been done already a few days ago?

Can't see the problem, one persons opinion, and can't see how she was having a go at 'men', just stating what a woman's perspective on boating is. It was a bit puerile in parts, I'll grant you, but why shouldn't women be able to say what they like and dislike about boating with men?

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[powerskipper]

If 10 peaple watch an event,
and you ask each to tell you what happend ,
you will have 10 slightly different tales,
I agree she could have been a bit more tackfull.

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Julie

 

[Deleted User YDKXO]

I take it you're not married then 'coz if you were, you'd have realised by now that it is the primary role of the female of our particular species to have a go at us blokes. Basically, there is something in their hormones which makes them congenitally pissed off with us all the time. Its not our fault although they say it is, its just the way they're built


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[Trazie]

Julie,
well said, I couldnt have put it better myself. I havent actually seen the article in question but the theory remains the same.
Trazie

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[Dave_Snelson]

"congenitally pissed off" - ah dear, I'm still laughing. What an excellent description!!! LOL.

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[PhilF]

Maybe you are just with the wrong woman

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[paulineb]

Now calm down Barry. Take deep breaths and relax. You've got it all wrong. Women don't make men look stupid, they are more than capable of doing that all by themselves.

Besides, it would be far to easy and we prefer more of a challenge. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

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[Deleted User YDKXO]

If only it was as easy as that. Trouble is some days she's the wrong woman, some days she's the right one, its just I never know which day its going to be

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[tcm]

challenges for wimmin

1. Test yourself against the credit card. Buy loads of things in a shop. Then buy some more things in the same shop and see if the card gets stopped. Go to another shop and do the same thing.

2. Test yourself against hubbies credit card which usually doesn't say "Mr" on it and they never check up on signatures. Bit boring this one as it is always easy.

3. See how much loot you can spend before even reaching the shopping bit. get in the car with him, drive to a multistory, then get a cab to a shop with the wrong stuff, then get in another cab to another branch of the same shop to find that the shoes have been delivered back to the previous shop already. He will probably blow his top when you eventually find that the shoes you wanted aeren't quite right and you have already burned over 60 quid. But perhaps not?

4. Buy lots of ffresh flowers. He can't complain about that now can he, but he will be a bit iffy when he finds that they cost £150. Then, sortof inadvertently kill all the flowers by using almost-boling water in the vases "because you read about it somewhere" and then bin all now-very-dead flowers out later the same evening and say "well, you didn't seem to like them anyway so now everyone's happy"

..must be some others, surely?

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[paulineb]

Re: challenges for wimmin

The first one has actually happened to me!! So infuriating.

How many excuses can you come up with to convince him it's not a new outfit. My favourite is to go on the offensive: "Of course it isn't new. I've worn it at least twice before. Just goes to show how much notice you take of me - hmmmph !!!! Git !! "

And my stock answer to "How much did it cost" is £1.99. He doesn't ask anymore.

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[paulineb]

And btw Barry, I think you meant "women" not "woman" but, hey, I'm not having a go at you mate /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

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[DogStar]

My Mrs. was an absolute nightmare for 3 weeks out of every month. She, apparently, just had "stuff" to stress about 3 weeks out of every month. Nothing AT ALL to do with hormones. The very suggestion that it was beyond her control.... ouch. I must have just been easier to live with when she started taking the pill again. Then the ration returned to a far more acceptable 1 week in 4 spent ducking crockery. Can't think why it never lasted.

We are all slaves to our hormones, its just that men's levels stay roughly constant whereas womens' rise and fall and change with the old lunar cycle. I just wish they's admit it.

I think I'd better start wearing a cricketer's box around here.

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[powerskipper]

I know, some men like that too, I think its something to do with the wind changing, personaly , wether internal or external wind /forums/images/icons/wink.gif well they don't get PMT. Could call it PMCA. Possable Male change aggro, /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
Think we have to accept what is fine for one is not for another. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

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[Medskipper]

I didn't mean you Pauline!

Its just a generalisation I know, but I am beginning to feel like I'm from another planet these days!

Barry


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[Medskipper]

See what I mean Guys!

If a man dared to suggest that women always make themselves look stupid, God knows what the outcry would be! I guess we just have broader shoulders than them! Men can take it!!

I'm just going outside to cry now!

Barry

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[Medskipper]

Actually I've been married 27 years! and shes never had a go at me! shes a right little cracker and I love her to bits! I could not have chosen a better girl to have my children, and right now she's looking over my shoulder to see what I'm writing!!

Barry


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[Deleted User YDKXO]

Lucky you, has she got a sister?

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[Medskipper]

She can say what she likes about boating with men, but she makes general sweeping statements about all males! some of which really pi**ed me off!

Its a magazine designed to inform and help people who love boating, not some womans magazine designed to start a verbal war between males & females!

Barry


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[EME]

Other suitable female challenges..

1) Enquire as to how many pairs of shoes they have in the house - promise a reward of flowers if they can get within 10%. ... invariably no need to buy flowers .. followed by well-earned 'quiet' period.

2) Suggest that it would be a lot more 'male-friendly' to leave loo-seats 'up' , thereby saving loads of time

3) Ask a lady to punctuate the following "woman without her man is nothing' ( the correct answer is to add two commas and no explanation marks)



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